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about 9 inches .. and I did it too !

2007-01-06 11:23:15 · answer #1 · answered by phooey 4 · 0 3

I once invited a particularly beautiful young woman to have a lunch picnic with me and had my private club cater the event. It was a banquet; fine wine in crystal stemware and all. It had the desired effect.

Nine inches, when 'tis the only thing one has to offer, is simply a masturbatory implement scarcely worth mentioning.

2007-01-14 18:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by aviator147 4 · 0 0

I heard of a guy who worked for the fire department set a fire in the alley under his girlfriend's apartment. He intended to keep it keep it under control with just a few boxes lying in the alley near by. He was going to "save" the girlfriend by "rushing" to the fire climbing up the outside stairway, "rescuing" her and putting out the fire. His intent was to impress her. The plan backfired and I don't mean that as a pun. The whole building with apartments, a store, a paint shop and other building caught on fire. No one was killed, but several fire departments were called out. The arson was found out, later pleaded guilty. Needless to say the whole town was impressed.

2007-01-06 19:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I had a guy loose about 50 lbs to impress me, but it didn't remove the huge chip on his shoulder.

Hey, I don't deserve a thumbs down, I gave him a shot and he treated me like !@@$.

2007-01-06 19:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by crct2004 6 · 1 2

Shah Jahan built The Taj Mahal for his wife, after she died.

2007-01-06 19:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Cutting off his ear.

2007-01-06 19:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by know_it_all_NOT 3 · 1 0

My ex set himself on fire to impress me. It was cute, but dumb.

2007-01-06 19:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda 6 · 0 2

between 6 and 10 would be enough

2007-01-06 19:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by ladybird 3 · 0 4

The entire time they were in school lol

2007-01-06 19:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by 100% Español 5 · 0 2

just under 7 inches

2007-01-06 19:22:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

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