We have taken our tree down today and the kids and hubby go back to work and school mon, i feel really sad, so any jokes to cheer me up or funny storys?
2007-01-06 10:12:19 · 12 answers · asked by Cherry 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
By the way i have changed my avator but its not changing on here, tell me why!!
2007-01-06 10:16:14 · update #1
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Suffice it to say that you can keep a bit of Christmas going if you keep doing special things for your husband and children, and think special thoughts for yourself.
My Joke:
Why do women marry men these days? Because the old robot substitutes kept leaking grease on the floor and habitually ran away with the dustbins!
--Charles, That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-06 13:00:23 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh don't be sad. New year is a wonderful time, the whole year is ahead of you full of possibilities. The spring flowers will be starting to bloom soon, the evenings getting lighter and you have 12 whole months to achieve who knows what. You've celebrated the passing of last year and all the triumphs and disasters that went with it, now it's time to put that aside and get ready for the new lot.
2007-01-06 10:50:12 · answer #2 · answered by gerrifriend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel the same way too...
Tomorrow is my first day at work as well and I've started to sigh and moan already...
I was never good at jokes but I'll try to cheer you up with one I've heard recently:
-Why did God first created man(Adam) and then woman(Eve)?
-Because experiments always precede the fine works of art.
A little feministic; hope it'll do though.
2007-01-07 05:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by maggie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whenever I am sad, I think of this joke to cheer me up:
The Chicago Cubs.
2007-01-06 10:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by Matthew P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok get this!! what would u think if u seen me with a red hat, green dress, pink shoes, with yellow panty hose on!!! ok if i seen u with this on! i would say if MRS. CLOWN, were looking for all of her thing i know where to tell her to look for them, because u are myself has them on!!! LOL
2007-01-06 10:46:51 · answer #5 · answered by Kas-O 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Best Joke ever.
Two peanuts were crossing the road and one was assaulted.
Get it a salted. lol
2007-01-06 10:21:25 · answer #6 · answered by cosmiccastaway 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Easter is on the way, you can join in another pagan made celebration.
2007-01-06 10:14:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You haven't explained why you weren't on this site over Christmas. If you can't be bothered, neither can I.
Happy New Year.
2007-01-06 10:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
its almost spring! the dafodils and snowdrops will soon be blossoming.... the days will get longer and warmer.... this time of year is lovely.. sile and tell us a joke!
2007-01-06 10:22:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you didn't press OK tab there thats cheered you up, >>there was this guy[[[[[ no changed my mind you would think it ott
2007-01-10 07:50:09 · answer #10 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋