HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy!
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: "Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."
2007-01-06 10:02:38 · 11 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Gr8 !!!! these r damn kooooool! i'll love 2 see d face of a guy who hears them! lol.
2007-01-06 17:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by Rocking Babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..nice.
My favorite one is the very last one. I've actually used it before..you should have seen the look on that poor guys face!
2007-01-06 18:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by Taylor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are good alternatives for those times when a simple "NO" doesn't work!
2007-01-06 18:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by David A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved them! I just thought of one to add to it:
He: Don't you think that we would make pretty babies?
She: Sorry, I am not into bestiality.
2007-01-06 18:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolll nice ones
2007-01-06 23:21:30 · answer #5 · answered by screamorange 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, i'll have to use those if somebody asks me out....
2007-01-06 18:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh, heh, heh... pretty funny.
I would never use them, but I don't get tired of them... â¥
2007-01-06 18:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good comebacks..
2007-01-06 18:06:42 · answer #8 · answered by nas88car300 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
2007-01-06 18:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by brock 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY NICE!
2007-01-06 18:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by j p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋