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if you are in the middle of the desert ALONE and you are soooo THIRSTY ...lol

2007-01-06 07:48:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

Easy! Didn't you see that just over the sand dune in your question there's a 7-11! 'Squeeze a cactus'? Oh ye of little faith. There I'll buy a big fat natural organic Slushy®, jump into my sand racer/helicopter and fly to the Bahamas with you!

And how did nobody else think of this?

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2007-01-07 10:33:38 · answer #1 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0 0

If i am stupid enough to be in the middle of the desert alone without water then I get whatever i deserve.

2007-01-06 07:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by Thumper 7 · 1 0

Deserts are defined by their lack of water. Learn to ration sweat, not water. By staying in the shade, limiting activity to cooler times such as night and using your available water, your chances for survival increase greatly. Sipping water does not get it to the brain and vital organs. Take a good drink when you need it. People have been found dead from dehydration with water in their canteens. Also, do not rely on "parlor tricks" such as solar stills as a primary source. These will often produce more sweat digging the hole than is obtained from water gained. Learn to locate water through areas of green vegetation, flights of birds, converging animal trails and digging in the outside bends of dry creek beds. Javelinas and burros are excellent at finding water and digging it up in creek beds. Best of all, plan ahead, and allow one gallon per person a day. This does not include your needs for cooking, pets or auto maintenance

2007-01-06 07:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by ~The Medieval Islander~ 5 · 3 2

look for anything at all alive and get moisture form them
animals, plants
dig down and hope I find water
dig a hole and use plastic to gather the moisture

2007-01-06 12:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well that would never realy happend because I live in Paris so I guess "if" I was I would call my parents and if I didn't have a cell phone I would die lol simple as that....

2007-01-06 07:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by <un amant> 3 · 0 2

get some tan and at the same time think about where should i get water from

2007-01-06 07:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Meow♥ 5 · 0 0

freeze your blood and stab it into me

2007-01-06 07:55:21 · answer #7 · answered by -- 4 · 0 0

Drink some cactus juice....YUM!!!

2007-01-06 07:53:04 · answer #8 · answered by hi. 2 · 1 1

open a cactus

2007-01-06 07:52:29 · answer #9 · answered by robert 2 · 1 1

Start looking for that ant,that ant,that ant, that ant,that ant,that ant.

2007-01-06 07:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by siaosi 5 · 0 1

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