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but still havent lost any weight, so much for slim fast! i know she likes the slimmer man and ive ran out of cling film, any suggestions, heeeeeeeeelllllllllllllppp!!!!

2007-01-06 07:09:25 · 15 answers · asked by john m 1 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

also tried kellogs special k on Friday, didnt help much either

2007-01-06 07:15:43 · update #1

A question for s csparky, imodium plus what? and will this affect our 3 course meal?

2007-01-06 07:23:33 · update #2

15 answers

Has she SEEN you? lol

2007-01-06 07:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by INDRAG? 6 · 1 0

Easy: You will need a knitting needle and a powerful (must be powerful) hoover.

Get a knitting needle and slowly bore a hole into your stomach. Around an inch to an inch and a half under the belly button is best.

Dont dig too deep, just puncture the skin. Once a good hole has been developed, get some gauze to soak up all the blood. Put it just underneath the hole you have made. Then get the hoover. Put it on maximum suck and put the narrow-flow nozzle on the end of it. Shove the nozzle onto your open wound. Leave it for around 5 minutes. Should suck the fat right out.

Be careful, however. Perhaps pause every minute or so to check the contents of what's being sucked out. I had a friend do this last year - the poor b!tch sucked half her intestine out and detonated her appendix before she realised what had happened.

2007-01-06 07:17:09 · answer #2 · answered by bobby t 3 · 0 1

Dont get mad at him.. Do you fairly think some nuts, fruit and a slim jim will fill him up? He just desired to munch on whatever, believe me.. He's a guy.. I've seen them devour their mother and father out of condominium and home.. He'll be down for a big steak and the entire trimmings!

2016-08-10 11:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

First of all slim fast does not work and especially not just one. Secondly, if she's going on a date with you then she obviously has no problems with how you look.

If it bothers you maybe do a few situps and pushups before the date, so that YOU feel better, and wear an outfit that flatters you and you feel comfortable in. Have a good date!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-06 07:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by beautifulnsaved 2 · 0 2

You are either hoping or joking mate!
Taken me 6 months to lose over 2 stone!
Try a long term high carb low protein diet with plenty of water every day!

2007-01-06 07:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1 0

OK.. one slim fast? this afternoon?
is that the only one you have took?
slim fast dose not work like that, and to be honest slim fast dosent work at all
the best thing you can do is, have some exercise before you go, so you feel fitter, and have a shower afterwards
and then wear something not tight.

2007-01-06 07:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well, you sound a little insecure. it has nothing to do with your weight, some girls actually like bigggggg men! I do. My husband is over 300 pounds. I am half his size but his heart weighs more than him. Have some pride in yourself.

2007-01-06 07:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by Jan l 2 · 0 0

your sposed to take slim fast over a couple of weeks... its a food supliment with the things you need with out all the rubish most food companies put in it so you aint gunna loose the weight that fast... be who you are she should like that otherwise you wouldnt be going on a date with her!!

2007-01-06 07:15:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yeah, when they say Slim 'Fast', they mean 'faster' than most other diet drinks. Plus, you have to suplement it w/ excercise and healthy eating habits. Besides, if this date's to mean anything, she shouldn't care how you look!

2007-01-06 07:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by dozerina 2 · 0 1

one slim fast you should
had abottle of syrip of figs
then when going out taken
imodium plus

2007-01-06 07:20:05 · answer #10 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0 0

ha ha.....do you have a nice set of sharp knives? get chopping.if you are lucky the bleeding may stop in time for your date

2007-01-06 07:12:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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