2007-01-06 07:08:28 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
2007-01-06 07:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
There are so many! These are a few of my favorite, although I'm not sure if you would call them quotes.
Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Stewie: I want pancakes!! You people understand every language except English! Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez-moi pancakes! Click-click-bloody-click pancakes!!!
2007-01-06 07:18:04 · answer #2 · answered by hpotter4ever2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are loads but i like it when brian says to peter 'if you're gonna pull a party out your @ss you might wanna stand up'
i love brian, everything he says is hilarious
another favourite bit is when lois tricks stewie into eating something and he says 'who the hell do you think you are?' it's not so much the line but how he says it.
to the people who answered this with 'it's dumb' and other dumb stuff, shut the f*** up! you wouldn't know comedy if it shat on your duvet. family guy is pure genius! so say i!
2007-01-06 10:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by AJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a quote, but I LOVE the bit where Stewie does an impression of William Shatner doing "Rocketman". Watch it at: http://www.devilducky.com/media/24771/
2007-01-06 07:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a few:
"You just went on yourself. Why does that turn me on?" -Stewie Griffin
"I got Stewie the big @ss pinata,"- Peter Griffin
"God, I hope candy comes out of that." -Brian
Peter is changing Stewie when Stewie says "That's paprika ahhh. Take that." Stewie pees on him.
2007-01-07 14:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh.....I Feel Like A Young Johnny Weismueller!!!!!
-*Stewie*-
2007-01-06 07:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by eeklipz777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Impossible- there are too many !!!
- " Let he without sin kick the first ***"- passion of the Christ 2, Mel Gibson episode
- " now back to two and a half men....AGHHHH"- two and a half men
In fact just go hear and prepare to laugh your *** off!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ccWNDVfYuk
2007-01-06 07:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by panda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1 with the bristish girl and stewie
"the life of the wofe is ended by the knife" good episode!
2007-01-06 07:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle Marie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Now Kids - Daddy loves you and the TV, but in all fairness TV came first"
Classic - it was simular to that anyway
However Stewie has to be the best character
2007-01-06 07:11:24 · answer #9 · answered by Chεεrs [uk] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total *****.
2007-01-06 07:10:06 · answer #10 · answered by ksgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋