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I am totally serious. Please give me advice on how to cope with this accident. I loved my leg, because I used to run in marathons. I named her Polly. Please help, I am desperate.

2007-01-06 05:34:27 · 21 answers · asked by Kallie L 1 in Health General Health Care Injuries

21 answers

Was it a freak accident because you're a freak?

2007-01-06 05:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 3 1

why would you eat soy steak? and what were you cutting it with, a chainsaw? and when it didn't go through your leg the first time did you keep hacking at your leg thinking "ow, there must be a mosquito on my leg." and afterwards did you name it polly or before? I'm totally serious about these questions by the way. but you've inspired me... i'm going to name all of my limbs and then chop them off... oh yeah, afterwards i think i'll write on yahoo answers about how i neeed to cope with it... i'm so confused.

2007-01-06 10:47:30 · answer #2 · answered by Rebekah 2 · 1 0

ok- your in basic terms mistake in this one grew to become into taking the 1st layer of bandages off. The scabbing technique (clotting) is sticky, and it adheres to the two epidermis and bandage. once you rip the bandage off... nicely, the scab comes too and it starts off bleeding back. do no longer positioned something extraordinary on it- no espresso grounds... no tea luggage. regardless of the undeniable fact that i'm confident they have efficient homes, they could additionally introduce foreign places ingredients into the wound, which makes the therapeutic technique take longer, despite in the event that they do give up the bleeding quicker. Plus you do no longer desire an infection. only take a bandage and positioned it on the cut back. If it bleeds with the aid of, upload yet another layer. and so on and so on. If it bleeds interior the process the 2nd layer, you presently have a call: take the 2nd layer off- go away the 1st- and upload yet another, or superb now upload yet another. If the bleeding does not slow interior of 10 minutes, i could advise you get it looked at. i understand that on the pool, if a nosebleed lasts for better than 7 minutes, we are meant to call EMS. Breathe- it somewhat is an common cut back and it somewhat is going to be nice. only defend it. and that i want to advise taking a usual help course! it somewhat is efficient and you'd be lots greater arranged for any "commonly used" harm! desire this helps.

2016-11-27 00:04:52 · answer #3 · answered by magnusson 4 · 0 0

I'm sure you have heard the story of the little boy who yelled wolf at everything. By saying you are totally serious you removed all the fun of playing with your question.

2007-01-06 05:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by lollipop 6 · 1 1

Every year you should eat a piece of polly. Soon you will feel whole.

2007-01-06 05:36:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Elmer's Glue.

2007-01-06 05:37:00 · answer #6 · answered by emmy 3 · 0 1

While you are in shock and can feel no pain, give yourself a vasectomy because breeding in your case would be a bad idea.

2007-01-06 05:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jennifer C 4 · 1 1

If your serious...
hmm... realize lots of people loose their appendages and a replacement leg may suck, but you still can run and stuff...

2007-01-06 05:39:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

tell polly goodbye and get a fake leg and call her Peg..

2007-01-06 05:36:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Duct tape cures everything

2007-01-06 05:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by Joe D 6 · 5 1

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