2007-01-06 05:16:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
My parents told my brother and I that he entered the house through the keyhole. When we asked how he managed to get that small, my Dad said that Santa used Magic Elf Dust that allowed him to shrink just long enough to get through the keyhole. After my brother and I became concerned as to the possibility of a burglar using that technique to rob us, Dad said that the Magic Elf Dust was strictly regulated, and only Santa was allowed to use it by law.
2007-01-06 05:33:24 · answer #1 · answered by Cylon Betty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He wont be doing that any more. He's in jail. He tried that bullsh*t at my house, and I had his *** locked up for burglary. If anyone come to your home, claiming to be Santa call the police FAST. And whatever you do Don't let them in.
2007-01-06 13:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He rings the doorbell posing as a gasman. When he's alone in the livingroom he then empties his sack all over your stockings...
2007-01-06 13:28:55 · answer #3 · answered by throatgoat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask santa next time dont miss it or forget it when asking gifts.
2007-01-06 13:20:47 · answer #4 · answered by vjkiran 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth? Okay, here it is... He does matter transfer, much like they used in Star trek to transport.
2007-01-06 13:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The faith of those who believe in him. It doesn't matter how he got the presents under the tree, just that he did it.
2007-01-06 16:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by Who Am I 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He comes in through the hole in your wall meant for the dryer hose.
2007-01-06 13:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by gina_goolsby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back door with a brick.
2007-01-06 13:26:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he rings at the door bell saying that there`s a pizza delivery
2007-01-06 13:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by Dora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
magic dust according to Cheech and Chong.
2007-01-06 13:18:25 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋