Do you know somebody that REALLY IS as dumb as a box of rocks?

Question

I mean just MEGA-dumb.......

My BF has this friend that we just shake our heads over......

Yesterday, when my BF went to work, he accidentally took my front door key with him. I called him and asked him to figure out how to get it to me and he called this friend to stop by his work to pick up the key and bring it to our house and leave it in the mailbox.
When I got home, I went to the mailbox, and guess what I found?

THE GUY HAD LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE KEY IN THERE AND TAKEN OURS WITH HIM!!!!

We had to call around and find the guy, and have him come all the way back to my house to switch the keys out.........

Answer 1

Now don't take this wrong because I love my husband more than my slippers but I wonder about him a lot. Some of the stuff he comes up with, just exactly what did he do in high school. One of the things he thinks is if you place a phone call and the line is busy if you stay on the phone when the person hangs up it will ring !

Answer 2

How is this for dumb? Got a call last night as we were going to bed had to go rescue friends deep woods on ice covered roads, had the truck in 4 wh dr. all the way, when we finally found them the car was in the middle of the road at the end of a curve at the bottom of a hill, when we went to move the car we found out that he had locked the keys in it, the car was broken and having to push it to the side with the truck I am sure did not help matters, on the way to their house we learned he was changing gears from drive to 1 and 2 low trying to get up the ice covered hill when something snapped under the car. He could not get it through his head that the road was no place for a car! Our truck was in 4 wh dr.! How dumb is that, to make matters worse we hit and killed a deer on the way home and today they had to go tow the car out of the woods! I think that is pretty stupid!

Answer 3

*Ponders* Actually, yes...I used to work with a moron at my first job back in high school. He dropped out of high school, but while working he was accident prone as well. And we are talking about working at a fast food place. He ended up getting cut, burned, or bruised all the time. Hmm...I wonder what ever happened to the dude...oh well.

Answer 4

Patrick

Answer 5

I think I am as dumb as a box of rocks. I live with a guy who treats me like dirt. I do everything for him and he will do nothing for me. So that is why I am think I must be as dumb as a box of rocks.

Answer 6

My oldest daughter's sperm donor.

He had testicular cancer and we were watching a show on t.v. about it one night. The guy on the show said that a lot of times people who get testicular cancer are more prone to prostate cancer later in life and he SERIOUSLY SAID "thank god I'm a dude and don't have a prostate."

Stupid on so many levels...

Answer 7

LOL. I can do one better---A friend of my husband's was pulled over by the police for an expired tag. He was stoned as hell and when the cop asked if he could search the vehicle, the guy replied "No, there's pot in my glovebox."

I mean, really now............

Answer 8

LMAO........Oh now that's funny, It sound like that poor chap was very confused, And yes i know 1 person like that they never make sense, they never will.... In fact they make me want to go to the first wall i see and bang my head into it.....I try to stay far far far way......Still LMAO

Answer 9

yes. She asked me why the fire exit sign (that was above the fire extinguisher) had no i in exit. But it was'nt too suprising. I live in America, people ask me stuff like that all the time...♥

Answer 10

he must have alot on his mind..I wouldnt consider that dumbs as rocks..