What is the most embarrassing thing you've been to hospital for?

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Great answers!
I once went to hospital for getting bit on the butt by a dog as i was persued by girls when on an errand fro my mother. I had to explain to them the next day i could walk with them to school as i had to have an injection - somewhere.

Answer 1

my brother thought it would be funny to put superglue on toilet...

Answer 2

whilst i became youthful, like 13, I went to the surgeon's because of the fact I had subjects the place i presumed i did not look appropriate... Um... Down there... I sat on the mattress and that they began looking and after a collectively as they asked... "What am I meant to be staring at?" Lol, seems i'm standard :L

Answer 3

My then 8 month old Irish Wolf hound tried to jump in my arms with my Lasa and I went through a plate glass window, slit my wrist, we lived miles from a hospital no ambulance fond a cop, he would not take me in his car because of all the blood so he gave us a high speed escort to the hospital right through the city, past my bosses house, he saw the caddie and the cops behind it and decided to follow in disbelief that the cops were after us (hubby drove so hast the he was on cops bumper so he fell behind and followed us) It was very bad, I have the scars to prove my ordeal And to think my puppy did it!

Answer 4

i've never been as silly 2 end up in hospital with an embarrassing situation, thankfully.
but my bro ended up in A&E after sticking a dice up his nose. he was only about 7 at the time.
hahahahaha.
the same bro stuck 1 of those suction cup babys rattle on his head and it refused 2 budge.
the docs couldn't stop laughing at his stupidity, he was after all a grown man.
it took a generous amount of peanut oil 2 free it from his head.
i don't know the bloke personally, but didn't a bloke end up in hospital after attempting 2 fire a firework rocket from his @rse.
NOW that would b my idea of really embarrassing

Answer 5

Well.......... The injury wasnt embarrasing.......but the way I got there was....!!!!

I was in the shower, about 2 years ago, my mobile rang.... I was expecting a call from a new love intrest....... It was her BUT as I dived out of the shower to answer the phone I tripped and knocked myself out..... Once I came round I called my flatmate to come home, she come home I was starkers..... Couldnt move.... to cut a long story short 3 ambulance women turnt up with me in my full glory and had to lift me down the stairs into the ambulance...... I seen them in a club a few months later had to buy them a drink!

I've also choked on a ice lolly stick............. but I was 6 at the time!

Answer 6

Good Question!
I had a rubber (eraser) stuck up my nose, and I had to be knocked out.
A few hours later as just before I left the hospital they said that it would eventually have come out after all :)

Answer 7

Back in the 80s I tried a variety of drugs....

One night I went to the ER because I was having trouble breathing.......god, I must have been a sight....barefoot and strung out.....I didn't even know my own name.....
They put me on oxygen, and called the cops......while they weren't looking, I slipped out of the bed and ran out of the hospital and jumped in my car and drove off......

That episode scared me so bad I quit doing ANYTHING......I saw it as my wake-up call, and I was smart enough to heed it

Answer 8

I went to A&E after being in much pain during sex. Apparently it was the female equivalent of being kicked in the balls.

Try explaining that one to the Dr. and Nurse, let alone your boss.

Answer 9

Being run over by a car when I was on my scooter when I was 17.
I thought it was embarassing cos I was on my way to my driving lesson at the time.

Answer 10

To have a floor brush removed from my backside, Kermie just thinks I can sweep the floor at the same time

Answer 11

A cup of tea. From the vending machine. Oh God was I embarrassed.