We are both extremely peaceful people. We like to find out inner ora. We plan on naming the twins Parsley and Lettucillia (nickname lettuce). we need some advice on taking care of lettuce and parsley when their born. thank you all and have a peace-filled night.
2007-01-06 02:22:37 · 16 answers · asked by Sallytheguy 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
YOUR NEICE??? you need help. put the kids up for adoption.
2007-01-06 02:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by jacksonvillegarycollins 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OK i am not trying to be any kind of mean or rude when i say these things. OK you said your niece and you are in a relationship, right. OK that would make you her aunt or uncle. maybe i am mis-understanding they way you wrote it but i believe this would be called incest. And might i suggest you change there names. If you are so peaceful in your lives then maybe you should re-think these names otherwise you will have children coming home every day upset because they are being made fun of. But anyways, taking care of a child is more than anything basic instincts. when the baby cries you check for three things, dirty diaper, whether or not the baby is hungry, and whether or not the baby is tired. if none of the above applies to your children then just hold the baby and comfort him or her. try not to get irritated because babies can sense these things and it will only escalate the situation. hope this helped some how, holly
2007-01-06 10:33:14 · answer #2 · answered by Holly D 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ah yes, the very best way to care for lettuce and parsley would be to give them up for adoption and turn yourself in.
2007-01-06 10:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by BellaLuna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand why some people take questions like this seriously and waste thier time writing out long winded serious answers. Do you really think this question is sincere?
Just take the 2 points and get on with it.
2007-01-06 10:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should consider a moral/ethics class, then read the book FREAKONOMICS. It has an excellent chapter toward the end discussing the impact of a name on a persons success in life.
Seriously man, read the book.
2007-01-06 10:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by Happenstance 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ALRIGHTYYY then..well i do believe your twins will be sooo made fun of all through school....with the names and the fact that their parents are related..yea thats not cool at all....i already feel bad for those kids..sorry i didn't help but u need help
2007-01-06 10:48:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a good rule of thumb is once u can get on the computer and type its time to grow up and get out of the land of make-believe.
2007-01-06 11:15:35 · answer #7 · answered by Miki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should bury them in the garden along with their 2 veggie parents. some of us (you) are sicker than others. i would say good luck, but you have a sickness, both of you. are you from kentucky too
2007-01-06 10:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
first don't tell anyone that she is your niece,second change the names,don't put your kids through the drama.stack up on plenty of diapers and extra formula.
2007-01-06 12:35:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good steak and honey mustard dressing. Gimme a break. Why not name them Orangejello and lemonjello?
2007-01-06 10:28:12 · answer #10 · answered by pro1fit1 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋