I tried to do the "sex change" myself, (that didnt work) and then i got my parrot to do it, and now im pregnant with TRIPLETS! my turtle runs around naked. help!
2007-01-06 02:10:49 · 17 answers · asked by Sallytheguy 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Trying to Conceive
Hmmm, well this IS a multi-layered question isn't it. Let me see if I can help. OK, put the implants on eBay for a discounted price and require the buyer to pay for the removal and "pick-up" See not so shabby.
OK, next I am not sure how you got a bird to give you a sex change unless...ooooh ouch....chomp chomp. But that still doesn't explain how you could be pregnant. Maybe those hormones were too strong. Yeah cut back on the Hormones and donate those triplets to science. Try testosterone and manly poses in the mirror...works every time.
Now for your turtle, have him join a nudest colony. Then he can feel more free and normal.
Oh, and lastly I would consider seriously getting your head checked.
Good luck.
2007-01-06 02:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by BellaLuna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try hooking up with a man now and a woman when u get the change BACK. See how that might work.
2007-01-06 02:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by Slay Specialist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-06 02:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by angelmwilson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the turtle likes you. Perhaps you should go for a species change instead.
2007-01-06 02:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by fangtaiyang 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh huh
2007-01-06 02:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by MizK♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and now that I have been appointed as your manager, let me get in contact with Jerry Springer.
Or maybe I should just take you back to the hospital so you can get your medicaton
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2007-01-09 22:42:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seriously need something to do on the weekends. Someone seems very bored.
2007-01-06 02:13:42 · answer #7 · answered by Welcome, to the real world! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loony bin anyone???
You need some help!
And a job to keep you busy.
2007-01-06 02:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by coconutsmh86 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny and interesting...you should shot the parrott though....
2007-01-08 02:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by Meggan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a life dood.
2007-01-06 02:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by pro1fit1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋