Don't use a tired line. What joke cuts to the core?
2007-01-06 01:32:34 · 15 answers · asked by Professor Sheed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Anything sarcastic...my sense of humor when dealing with idiots is definitely dark. I adapt to the situation, so I don't have a buzz line. I was a bartender for years, so you have to learn to cut quick and leave little blood.
I am quite fond of brushing someone on the shoulder and informing them that I am trying to remove the chip.
2007-01-06 01:44:36 · answer #1 · answered by PariahMaterial 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fatty
2007-01-06 09:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You've got a body from Baywatch
but the face from Crimewatch
2007-01-06 10:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Just Me 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the best insult is to ignore people. people feed with love and affection and when ignored they suffer terribly. But why would you be interested in insulting people?
2007-01-06 09:37:02 · answer #4 · answered by lifeseeker 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, this probably isn't what your looking for, but just to vent a bit - my boss told me that I needed glasses for my dislexia. Ha, but that's just b/c she's an idoit. Kinda funny actually....
2007-01-06 09:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by LionessB 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well professor shiit ,,,,(Relating to what) ,,,,What kind of dumb *** question is this any way , just when i thought i had read every kind of stupidity ,,you come along, (professor ) certainly you would have enough brains down there to ask an intelligent question !!!!!!!!!
2007-01-06 10:12:57 · answer #6 · answered by txtx 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My favorites:
"If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave it's *** and teach it to walk backwards" School yard favorite
and one that is very specific, said to a guy whose last name was Moser: "you are one letter away from being K***n Loser"
2007-01-06 09:36:26 · answer #7 · answered by divinationjones 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
when someone yells at me (say, another driver on the road) what i like to say is, "your good manners, maturity, and friendliness have won me over! thank you!"
the sarcasm is lost on the lower-IQ species, but sometimes it evokes a good laugh too...and then you've got the upper hand
2007-01-06 09:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by an_articulate_soul 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
If someone is singing a song too loud, i'll ask them them "umm who sings this song again?" and when the person tells me who it is, i'll say "okay then, please let that singer sing that song"
2007-01-06 09:35:22 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Thang 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"You're a few fries short of a happy meal" "One can short of a six pack" "How convienent, your mom and dad are brother and sister"
2007-01-06 09:40:55 · answer #10 · answered by Outside the box 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋