Days of decorating have got to him....but i'm bored so which option?
A, a woman fart
B,the hosepipe on cold
C, a bacon sandwich
D,loud music
E,leave him to sleep
2007-01-06 00:55:26 · 54 answers · asked by Roxley x 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just fart on him!!
2007-01-06 05:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Homer Baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seeing as he's been doing decorating for you and not just down the pub on the lash then I would say that C would be best. But I'm sure there's better ways to wake him up than the 5 you've mentioned!
2007-01-06 00:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by mad_caesar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a cup of cold water that has been in the fridge for a while! Or you could try bashing a metal spoon on a metal tea tray! Both guaranteed to wake him!
2007-01-06 00:59:06 · answer #3 · answered by tunisianboy46 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B, The hosepipe on cold. That'll wake him!
2007-01-06 01:03:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loud music, a song he likes though! But make sure the volume isn't too shocking. And take anything breakable away from near him.
2007-01-06 01:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by pieinthesky76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put his hand in a bowl of warm water - thet'll make him wet himself and hence he will wake up when it starts to go cold. You can mock horror at the sight and blackmail into doing nice things for you forever :-) xxxxxx
2007-01-06 01:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should fashion some sort of poking device, that way you can wake him up, but as you are further away he'll think he woke up naturally!
Manybe give him an extra half hour or so - don't want to be too cruel!
2007-01-06 02:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
D Loud music should wake him up
2007-01-06 01:10:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave him to sleep but make him a bacon buttie when he wakes, sure he'll love you even more for that.
2007-01-06 02:31:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would put on your best undies and give him the surprise of his life, Anyman who will spend decorating for you deserves a nice treat. This will wake him up and aleviate your boredom.
Best of luck
Pixie
2007-01-06 00:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the answer B. It would be very funny, so get the camera and i like waking people up with freezing cold water - that's what I do to my kids if they don't get up for school.
2007-01-06 01:45:10 · answer #11 · answered by Marbles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋