2007-01-06 00:47:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Search the pockets of your cloths desperately as if you need your supply of lifesaver drugs or something urgently. Start from top and reach the back pockets of the cloths covering your bum after a few tries. Take extra time searching.
2007-01-06 00:56:26 · answer #1 · answered by ByTheWay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have 3 solutions for you. 1} shower more often. 2} wipe yer bum better after going for number 2's. 3} use talc on yer bum in the morning. If you itch all the time, its because of sweating. I used to have the itchiest set of nadds on the planet until i followed those 3 solutions i just gave you. My bum itches from time to time of course but not all the time and if i had to scratch, believe me, i would and wouldnt care what others think!
2007-01-06 01:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are there vagrancy laws where you live - call the "Bobbies" and have the Ichy Bum hauled away - you other people are sick - why would you want to scratch a bum - those guys have been known to have diseaes and they sleep in cloths that they've peed in - sick bunch of Yahooligans
2007-01-06 01:02:08 · answer #3 · answered by True Grits 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say in a loud booming voice "my bum is so itchy, I must scratch it now." Everyone looks away in terror.
2007-01-06 00:50:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this question is funny because i noticed two kinds of answers above: those who think bums are street beggars and those who think a bum is a part of your rear anatomy... must be a cultural miscommunication... lol.
anyway, i suppose the question is about your rear part so here's my answer: i usually try to look for the toilet. it's the safest place to scratch without jeopardizing your reputation!
2007-01-06 01:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you in basic terms get an itchy ars e in case you dnt wipe urself what you should do is wipe your ar se impressive once you get off the lavatory and bathe or bath afterwards!! in case you have a sweat issue then use talcum powder.. this could take in any extra sweat you have, circumvent chaffing and inflammation and itching
2016-11-26 23:43:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually buy them a bottle of wine or give them a dollar. How do you deal with them?
2007-01-06 00:50:07 · answer #7 · answered by tony h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just scratch it.
Who cares if strangers see you doing it
2007-01-06 00:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
find a toilet and scratch that spot. or pretend you are searching for smth in your pocket when actually you are scratching it
2007-01-06 00:50:48 · answer #9 · answered by deadguysdontcry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares just scratch,why do people get embarrassed over normal thing?
2007-01-06 01:01:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋