Which things you have seen on films or TV programmes that make you say "Oh please!", and why?

Answer 1

last night on tv i saw the new advert for those fresh air thingys for the toilet

i know they have to try and sell these things but to have a kid sitting on the loo commenting on how much he smells cos he pooped and then panic cos the air freshner has run out !!! while the mother then all serene and helpful rushs to fill it up for him before he can get off the loo

for gods sake what idiots do theses people take the viewers for !

Answer 2

Leo Sayer on Big Brother, an sad echo from the past, with a Mega Ego, all he did was blow his own trumpet all the while, doubt if he listened to a single sentence anyone else managed to complete. He proved himself to be a nasty little egotistical, pervy, desperate to improve his none existent profile.

And when he thought he was gonna have to run the gauntlet when he was booted out, he c******** his last pair of underpants, put on his outdoor clothes including his leather jacket and made out he was dissatisfied with this that and another, so he could bolt out the back door, - that is why!!! (I feel better for that! - sigh)

Yes, I do happen to have a life, and brilliant one, just in case anyone who does not like BB asks! lol

Answer 3

Lunch-time/early pm programmes aimed towards female audiences, where a bunch of haggered-looking presenters and their panel of intellectually challenged (female) guests discuss the toss out of all things male.

You know, coming up with questions like 'what's the best way to teach your man to put the loo sit down after peeing'... Or: 'how to pull your man out of his cave whilst leaving his dignity intact'... Or: 'what does your man really mean when he says "I'm hungry"...'

They then go on to patronise the crap out of bemused studio audience, rudely interrupting their knitting hour, and to give one lucky hungover student viewer the daily prize, 'Magic knickers: pulls everything in FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE PULL'.

Very very bad.

Answer 4

Weather presenters making a meal of it!

Oh! And repeats of the bloody News over and over again.

Also the pathetic way they try to keep you from reaching for the remote control during the Commercial Breaks.

Answer 5

when people that cannot sing or dance or have no talent get voted in or as winners to a t.v programme like xfactor or some dancing thing because usually there was someone rly good there that should have won like tabby a few years ago but stupid people vote the wrong people..it just rly bugs me

Answer 6

The one thing Ive seen lately has to be the new tv show called "Armed and Famous" where they are taking stars and puting them through cop training, I mean seriosly who the heck comes up with these ideas.

Answer 7

I watched The Transporter 2 the other day, and in it the guy has a bomb on the bottom of his car, so he drives up a corkscrew ramp in a boatyard, turns upside down, passes under a crane with a hook dangling down that snags the bomb off the bottom of the car seconds before it blows up. The car then continues it's barrel roll and lands on all four wheels with no damage before driving off. Yeah right, like that could ever happen. "Oh please!"

Answer 8

In the film The Day After Tomorrow, some scientists are freezing to death in Scotland & they decide to make some farewell toasts.

One of them raises his glass & says "To Manchester United !"

Oh pleeeeeeeeaaaaase !!!!!!

Answer 9

Every Murder She Wrote episode and the fact that all the students in Hollyoaks seem to live off a budget of about £500 per week

Answer 10

Any movie where a 40mm grenade is launched and this huge explosion happens basically blowing up the whole city. Its false.

When someone gets there neck broken, just by getting it twisted. The only way you can break someones neck with your hands is by stabilizing the shoulders.