My crotchall and buttall zones smell bad.?

Question

I want them to smell like a spring day in spring with blossoms and rose petals or daisy leaves. Is there a good lotions for making flowery smells of the crotchall and buttall zones ?

Answer 1

Ponysteel has it all wrong. A natural penis can be just as clean and smell just as good as a mutilated penis. But there are some guys on here who push circumcision (male genital mutilation) as a cure-all for everything from dandruff to heel splints. They are always off base. The best thing you can do to smell nice is to keep clean and NOT shave your private area. If you shave (or wax) the hair can't keep the air flow going, and bad odor is likely. You can even get serious skin infections. Hair is very beneficial for the skin.

Watch your diet - junk food and fast (greasy) food tend to cause body odor, and fresh fruit and green veggies keep your body smelling sweet. Don't eat a lot of meat, as that stinks as it's digested, and some of the bad smell may come through the pores of your skin. Vegetarian guys usually smell great!.

Answer 2

The worst thing for smelly bits is yeast (bread, beer, wine, yellow cheese, raw mushrooms, yeast spreads)
Take olive leaf extract or a Golden Seal & Yellow Dock herbal formula to kill the yeast fungus
Or are you eating too much meat and not enough fresh fruit or veg? Avoid pig and strange meats (tapeworms etc)
A lack of zinc can make smells, take kelp tablets and bee pollen with organic honey
So can a lack of greens, eat lots of carrots and green salads daily or a barley grass / spirulina supergreen formula
Magnesium may help eliminate odours.
A good laxative or pysilim with fresh juice will help to clean the bowels.
NO SOAP, use only herbal body wash
Otherwise see a Herbalist

Answer 3

Use medicated soap and warm water to wash your intimate areas thoroughly at least twice a day. If you are uncircumcised, consider having it done without delay. Uncircumcised penises smell bad no matter how often you wash them. By the way, the next answer is from "Maple" who is a woman, so how can she know?

Answer 4

i became vacationing to artwork interior the underground in uk,with countless different human beings,at a stop a Asian guy walked in and sat on the different row of seats,i chuckle to today as quickly as I undergo in techniques what happen next,lol.each physique have been given up and sat on the different internet site of the practice,the scent of garlic made my eyes run and my ears began to break,and notwithstanding i like garlic in my food whilst cooked,i moved as nicely.

Answer 5

Crotchall and buttall? Are those even real words?

Answer 6

I agree with Boo on this one, get some dove up in there. :)

Answer 7

good hygiene. avoid spices.

Answer 8

TAKE A GOOD POT BRUSH AND SCRUB THE CHEESEY SCANK AND CRUSTED DINGLE BERRIES FROM YOUR FRONT TO BACK CRACK AND THEM SPRAY IT DOWN WITH SCENTED LYSOL

Answer 9

how about soap