i would be an elephant cos no one messes with it and its got a massive wanger
2007-01-05 20:58:21 · 30 answers · asked by Clockwork Orange 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
personally i don't go for that, being a small hung human being i would wish to be a chinese mouse. the chinese are reknowned for having small knobs, so i imagine their mice would hung less than their european counterparts. so a chinese mouse for me. plus the scraps of food i would dine on would be delicious
2007-01-06 02:24:15 · answer #1 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No-one messes with it? Have you not seen the mess ivory poachers make of a poor elephant.Your thick hide and massive wanger is no defence against a 303.I would be a domestic cat or dog,they get pampered to bits.
2007-01-06 06:51:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Great White Shark. The ultimate predator! A perfect design for what it does. Beautiful yet savage!
2007-01-06 05:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by Greatwhitefett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cat
They sleep all day, go out all night, come back in the morning eat some food and go back to bed without having to be on the pill or risk of STD's.
2007-01-06 05:14:04 · answer #4 · answered by Bristol_Gal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coati Mundi
2007-01-06 05:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by Not Ecky Boy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bear.
Eat all I want. Being fat is healthy. Hibernate in winter. Give birth while asleep and won't even be aware of it. Raise the kid or two for about 4 years. When they get oboxious, they're on their own. Hibernate in winter again.
2007-01-06 05:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by bakfanlin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have to be a cat too, sleep all day, eat whenever I want, and be feakishly athletic and graceful even though I do minimum exercise. The only bad points that I can think of- anus on display constantly and washing in my own spit, but I can live with that.
2007-01-06 05:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
For me it would be crocodile. No predators of course there is a chance of becoming a bag or shoes. Well that risk is always persists when you are an animal.
2007-01-06 05:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A large herring gull.I would fly over the town and poo on all those who had got up my beak in my human existence.Sweet revenge
2007-01-06 05:08:12 · answer #9 · answered by Xtine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cat, and preferrably my cat Zoe. She has a terrific life: She sleeps 18 hrs a day, gets her food when she wants it, takes a **** when she wants it and doesnt even have to clean it up, she chases a bird when she up for it and she doesnt have to watch out for cars as I live in a quiet street!
2007-01-06 05:00:59 · answer #10 · answered by MM 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋