"my mate clive" reckons so!!
2007-01-05 20:36:30 · 11 answers · asked by PomOnTour 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
WE do not become enraged, dear girl. Believe me when I say that you are not the first to have the misfortune of passing gas while curtsying. That WAS the first time my eyes watered but all is forgiven!
2007-01-06 13:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by *Happy Once Again!* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ignore Clive -he is one jealous son of a B.
You will always be welcome in our country. Haven't you noticed, we welcome anyone from anywhere in the World.
Visa's...........not necessary, we will not only welcome you but we will also give you a house and pay you a large cheque every week just so that you stay. By the way, feel free to have lots of children, we have an excellent education system and if you have any sickly relatives get them straight over here as well.
God Bless.
2007-01-07 05:40:50 · answer #2 · answered by sal-your pal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pom, I believe it is written in the stars, or at least on bog paper. You are destined to return to the glorious place of your birth. Her majesty would not dream of your being turned away.
After all, if she can't live in OZ in near eternal sunshine, why would she wish you such fortune?
--That Cheeky Lad, Charles
2007-01-06 00:13:22 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are British with right of abode in this miserable little country I don't see how they cuuld stop you coming back. However, I think you are better off where you are in the land of Oz.
2007-01-05 20:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by Mother Hen 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yep , you'r out mate , but send me £500 and i'l sort it for you lol
2007-01-05 22:30:54 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, you have been transported for the term of your natural life!
2007-01-06 14:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by Sterz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clive is talking ****, give him a kick in the bollocks
2007-01-05 20:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Did you pee through her letter box again?
2007-01-06 15:21:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt if she either knows or cares. Do you?
2007-01-07 08:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by alan h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am sure you will be ok, just buy her a box of chocs and smile sweetly, she a sucker for any type of lying, she has to be with her kids lol
2007-01-05 20:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by marckendrick1975 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋