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Oh hell, gimme your best one too if you gots one.

2007-01-05 20:35:56 · 17 answers · asked by stevieglenwright 3 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

17 answers

Judge Judy. You Can't Pee On my leg and tell me it's raining.
hate that saying!

2007-01-05 20:42:41 · answer #1 · answered by Jas 6 · 1 0

Oh, oh you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', so they don't know what the jazz is all about. You see jazz is like Jell-O Pudding Pop. No, actually, it's more like Kodak film. No, actually it's like the New Coke — it'll be around forever. Heh heh heh

2007-01-06 04:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by FCabanski 5 · 2 0

She wasn't as good as she said she was is about the cruelest and If today were a fish I'd throw it back for the funniest

2007-01-06 04:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by Star 5 · 0 0

The worst one... "You're not going to like what I'm about to tell you" (my ex-husband saying it to me, followed up by "I want a divorce")

The best one... "I'm busier than a one-legged man in an a**-kicking contest"

2007-01-06 05:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Eye for an eye tooth for a tooth ....
or when the shitt hits the fan..
Jack the lad master of none ..
Mister noall...as in know it all a clever dick..

2007-01-06 04:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by JJ 7 · 0 0

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Git 'er Done.
Wasssupp!!!
Campbells Tomato Soup -- Possibilities!!

2007-01-06 04:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0 0

If you heard it once you heard it a thousand times

2007-01-06 04:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by nazwats 3 · 0 0

If you can't beat them, join them. I'd never give in or participate in the enemy's endeavors.

2007-01-06 04:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by ∂ίятУ ℓάυиḋгÿ 4 · 0 0

"You can't have your cake and eat it too!" What's up with that? What good is the cake if you can't eat it?

It's mine! Don't steal it! "If you always do it, the way you did it, you'll always get the result you got!"

2007-01-06 04:40:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Women over 30 should not have long hair.....

I'm not sure why, but it sounds kinda stupid to me.

2007-01-06 05:09:24 · answer #10 · answered by mithril 6 · 0 0

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