They created fire... they created the wheel, they created FedEx, and now they're taking over our Credit Cards.
While I live in my cave, nothing but the crackling fire, freshly killed dodo bird, and my new Alienware laptop, I realize just how smart I really am... I did it, I did it all...
So now I have taken off my loincloth, baring myself to the world as the smartest man alive... for I am a caveman...
What's in your wallet?
2007-01-05 18:10:01 · 12 answers · asked by Vigilant Mushroom 2 in Social Science ➔ Anthropology
Hysterical...I love your sense of humor!
And, to think you actually got a couple of serious answers...which goes to prove they still walk among us.
2007-01-09 04:53:42 · answer #1 · answered by nova30180 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so who says they were smart? huh? invented the wheel? prove it wasn't another group, like the Neanderthals, real tree-huggers. taking off your loin cloth? in winter? smart! really smart! fire? they probably got themselves burned & only after inventing bandaids did the idiots realize fire is for fun & profit, too. but i've got a question for you. if they were soooo smart, why aren't they here today ? no! wait! i take that back. they are here & i kinda remember going to high school with a few (aka - jocks!).
2007-01-05 18:22:14 · answer #2 · answered by blackjack432001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So....is it the caveman question or the wallet question? To bad it wasn't the loincloth question.
2007-01-05 21:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by Psychic Sk8r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they did not create fire, but they did finally figure out it would make life better so when lightening set something on fire they would capture it, and eventually they learned they could carry embers in a small containment area and use it to light new fires later. baring your self,,,,,,,,,, to the fire so you can whack off i would bet.
2007-01-05 18:17:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cerebral cortex... more advanced.... why we withstood evolution and they didn't. however, we aren't necessarily better. they made it a hundred thousand years before we did. when the ice age comes we will wish we had some of their qualities we laugh at so much.
2007-01-05 18:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by SST 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The inside of my wallet is in my wallet.
2007-01-05 18:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by AngryAmerican82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No smarts, no food - simple equation.
2007-01-05 20:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe because they had nothing but their brains
2007-01-05 18:16:15 · answer #8 · answered by hero1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
necessity is the mother of invention.
2007-01-05 18:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by morbidsmindtrip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iwish my boyfriend had more money in his wallet!@
2007-01-09 10:27:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋