Tonight I have been:
ridiculed
laughed at
been given thumbs down
been reported
called a pervert
told to go to bed
chased by cows and chickens
called a bad monkey
and threatened to be spanked!
I'M THE VICTIM HERE!
Nobody shows the Monkey love...
2007-01-05 17:53:09 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
DID YOU ALL SEE THAT?
NOW I'VE BEEN SLAPPED!
2007-01-05 17:56:21 · update #1
No, haven't you seen South Park? Blame Canada!
I'll show you love, you have only to ask, Monkey ;)
2007-01-06 00:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Monkey! Too bad those critters are so mean. You're a good monkey!
2007-01-06 01:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, don't blame modern society, blame the Cro-Magnons and Neanderthals that threw you monkeys off the evolutionary ladder.
2007-01-06 01:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eventful life you lead. Lucky monkey!
2007-01-06 04:45:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love you monkey. Hugs and Kisses. Feel better now?
2007-01-06 01:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seems to me you had a great evening.wish my life was so exciting.
watch out for some people though, an old girl friend of mine Noka.who had a chimpanzee, she said her neighbor didn't like it.and he ran it over in his driveway.when it got out.
And I hope your not like that chimp at the zoo. who would jack off in front of every one .and spit.damn that thing could spit about 10 feet and it would hurt when it hit you. they finally got rid of it. so don't act up to much ,someone might take you away.lets hope not.
2007-01-06 03:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
take a prozac and things will get better but i have to admit getting spanked can be fun just next will be the pulling of the hair
2007-01-06 01:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We all just want your HOT Monkey love. Can we help it if we don't get it that we get jealous and lash out?
2007-01-06 09:13:26 · answer #8 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, at least you aren't blaming your parents, which is unusual.A big fat monkey kiss to you. It'll all look better tomorrow.
2007-01-06 02:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by Pat C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
awww poor thing.
sounds like you need some wild jungle monkey love.
2007-01-06 04:12:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋