Make up a story using these words..?

Question

Juice
Harley Davidson
Dolphin
Grease
Family
Garfield
Adhesive
Fern
Compass
Quarter
Blue

I did this earlier for another yahoo answers user and it was really fun....too bad some people just want to be rude.

Answer 1

The ancient Hells Angel was living in the past. He was one of the originals and his tattered jeans only went to prove it. His old motorcycle, an Enfield 500 was also showing wear and tear and was responsible for most of the grease on his torn shirt.
After four convictions for Drink Driving, he no longer went for Budweiser or Jack Daniels but stuck rigidly to just plain old orange juice. The 'family' of fellow Angels treated him with respect and had, on his seventieth birthday, three years ago, clubbed together and bought him a brand spanking new Harley Davidson. He however, after the initial ride, put it aside and went back to the Enfield.
As he pulled up outside the Dolphin Bar, about fifty miles from Vegas, he noticed that there was a total absence of other bikes. He was uncertain whether it was today they were supposed to meet but was sure that the Chapter leader, Garfield had said that it was today. He took out his tattered wallet and looked at the self-adhesive note stuck on the inside and read it. He saw the day and date, but it meant nothing to him. He did not even know what day it actually was right now.
He went over to the roadside and decided to wait. A fern, growing behind the rock on which he sat, somehow got through one of the tears in his jeans and began to tickle his you know what. 'Geeze' he exclaimed 'but that's the closest I've been to any sort of sex for at least ten years'. He laughed as he lit a hand-rolled cigarette.
A roar of engines suddenly brought him back from his daydreaming of old adventures of when he was young and he looked down the road into the distance. 'Geeze' he exclaimed 'there must be over a hundred bikes, at least I got the day right, more by luck than judgement'.
The convoy of Angels arrived and at least a quarter of them were wearing blue patches on their jackets. One, a burley twenty stone character, known among the fraternity as 'Baby Blue' removed a packet from the rear of his bike and together, the group formed a circle that encompassed their friend. Without a word, they handed him the packet.
Again, without saying a word, he began to undo the string holding it together and when done, he looked in amazement at the leather jacket that it held.
As he saw the British Union Jack emblazed on the back, together with the Enfield Logo, a tear came to his weary old eyes. When he eventually read what it said beneath, he sobbed out of control.
It read 'Buy British'. 'Happy Birthday, old man' the Chapter Leader said as he clapped him on the shoulder. 'Put it on' he insisted 'and lets ride into Vegas with you in the lead. To-day is yours old man - ride on Limey - let's make it a day to remember.......'

Answer 2

In a land of Grease there was a small village Called Blue were Several familys lived among these were Jucie, Garfield, and Compass one day A Harley Davidson Ran thru the small village with a quarter on it The strongest Adhesive Stoped the Bike and sealed it within a fern which was placed in the center of the town for all the familys to see then one day the fern Shattered and the Bike Rode once again only now the adhesive couldnt hold it One family The Compass Rose up and tried to tame the savage Beast

Answer 3

I was riding my new, Blue Harley Davidson to see my Family who live in Garfield NJ. I wanted to surprise my mom with a Fern I bought from the flower shop for her birthday. I knew the Family would be at home watching the Dolphin game. I had plenty of time so I decided to stop at the store to buy my favorite fruit Juice. When I got to the store, I realized that I was a Quarter short. As I turned to go retrieve more change from my bike, I slipped on some Grease that someone spilled on the floor. When I fell, I scraped my leg up pretty bad. The store owner tried to help. He offered me an Adhesive pad to cover the wound. That’s when I realized; I broke my new Compass wristwatch. Damn, I thought! What else can happen? My wife gave me that watch! When I got to the house, I called her and explained what happened. She was cool, and assured me that we’d get a new one. About a week later, I was checking my bank account and noticed I was $500.00 short. It didn't take long for me to realize where the money went. My wife bought me a new watch, and a new outfit for herself. When I asked her about the outfit, she told me, “That’s the price you pay for being careless”. I told her that was an expensive lesson. She laughed and said, “You’re lucky it wasn't’t the Harley.”

There's an XXXXX rated version, posted by request only!

Answer 4

I have a friend named Fern that decided to go up to Minnesota and work at the Harley Davidson factory. When she arrived, she and her family were asked to analyze grease and determine if it contained dolphin particles. To come up with a solution, they mixed blue juice with an adhesive. They also recommended using a quarter tank of compass additives to improve the running of their machines. I believe the name of this secret mission was the Garfield Project. One can never be too sure about dolphin-based products these days.

Answer 5

I was just about to drink my juice when I heard what sounded like a Harley Davidson go past my house. I put on my favorite dolphin shirt, threw some grease on my hair, yelled goodbye to my family, and ran as fast as I could down Garfield Avenue. When I reached the intersection of Garfield and Fern, I stood there as if stuck on adhesive. Not knowing which way to go, I pulled out my compass, flipped a quarter, and ran off into the wild blue yonder.

Okay, so it got a little lame. It was fun though!

Answer 6

At quarter to nine Fern Garfield knew she was going to be late for class. Miss Ford the lecturer was going to have a blue fit. It didn't really matter to Fern any way as she had not done her research into the natural habitat of the dolphins she was busy daydreaming of Tom Cruise on his Harley Davidson in Top Gun and how she would love to settle down with him and have a family. In her rush to beat the bell getting to her class she knocked into Jake and managed to spill his juice all over him. Fern turned several shades of red. In her clumsy way she started to wipe him down with a tissue which just made more of a mess. The juice was acting like an adhesive and made the tissue stick all over him he had been in mechanics and had grease all over him from working on his harley. Jake however could not have cared less he took a look at the voluptous Fern and immediately asked her for a date at the Mariners Compass Diner. Fern stopped and ..........

Answer 7

My family is weird. I have two brothers, Dolphin and Garfield. Dolphin likes to ride his Harley Davidson motorcycle all the time, and, did mention he is an actual dolphin? Anyway, the other day, Garfield was sitting on the couch next to the fern, drinking juice and watching Grease, when some of the blue paint on the ceiling fell into his glass. He was pretty peeved about that, so he offered a quarter and his lucky compass to whoever could fix the ceiling. So Dolphin decided that he would be very nice and got some adhesive to fix the ceiling.
The end!!!!!!!
Nice question-type-thing!!

Answer 8

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I drank some juice while I sat on my dolphin blue Harley Davidson. After, I cleaned off some grease on my motorcycle. I rode on my motorcycle and used the compass to find my way home. When I got home, I watered a fern plant while reading Garfield in the COmic section of the newspaper and accidentally slipped when the water dripped out. I accidentally scratched myself and went to the store to buy an adhesive band-aid. I needed an extra quarter,so I asked my family for one.

That was the worst story I wrote. OH well. Hope you get an idea!

Answer 9

Harley Davidson was the blue dolphin that the Garfield family had practically adopted. Each morning, as they drank their juice by the dock, usually around quarter to 9, he would swim by. Sometimes he swam slowly. Sometimes he sped by like grease lightning!
One morning, as he was making his appearance, Fern, the youngest Garfield child, dropped her compass in the water. As though there was adhesive attached to it, Harley caught it and threw it out of the water to the surprise of all!!
"Good Morning America" was notified of this incredible feat!! Reporters came from all over the state. Harley was interviewed by several Hollywood producers, as well. He is presently fielding offers for an upcoming documentary of his life.

Answer 10

My life has been so BLUE lately and i dont what to do. I just need something to guide me, like a COMPASS. A COMPASS guides people through adventures of the wilderness i just need a little bit of help. Wilderness ey?? Maybe I should go on an adventure with my FAMILY to find my self again and understand what im going though. Camping maybe... out with the birds and the trees, bushs and FERNs. Ill go find out if the want to go....

***New Scene***

Riding down the high way on the HARLEY DAVIDSON, just me and my brother. This is going to be one of the best bonding trips ever. Liastening to GREASE on my ipod and just having the wind blowing in my face. Its beautiful. We will be gone for 1 week (a QUARTER of a month)

***New Scene*** (Setting Up Camp)

Aarrggh! This is beautiful we are soo close to the beach and ther are gorgeous DOLPHINs swimming and the water is so BLUE. My brother and I decide to go for a swim so i blew up our novelty GARFIELD beach ball and off we went.

***New Scene*** (Last Day)

Good Morning... Would you like some JUICE with your breakfast bro?? Yer thanks mate. Any time. We were enjoying a beautiful breakfast at sun rise and it was our last day being at the camp. I went to grab my glass or OJ and the cup was all adhesive and sticky. YUK!

...but i finally i think i have found my self and i am no longer BLUE!!

... x o x o !

Answer 11

I put the juice to my Harley Davidson one day with my Garfield stuffed toy riding shotgun. I had lost my compass but didn't have a quarter to call someone who cared. I was feeling blue because I missed my old job and knew my family wasn't happy. I thought to myself I should have just bought some adhesive and that compass would have stayed in place. Finely I decided to quit my coaching job with the Miami Dolphins and left the fern with Mr H and headed to the Tide. Now everything is OK.