I was working the overnight shift at a gas station and right around bar closes a guy walks in, wear a hot leotard and purple tu-tu. He came up to the counter and asked for a pack of Marb reds. the funny thing was he acted completly serious like nothing was wrong. This was in the middle of hicksville USA.
2007-01-05 15:35:35 · 18 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hot pink leotard not hot. I can't type.
2007-01-05 15:36:12 · update #1
this really happened to me. I am not making this up. I was the clerk not the guy in the tu-tu.
2007-01-05 15:43:13 · update #2
Geez...it must have been a dare, a bet...or some wild party I guess. *shrug* I dunno. Kudos on not busting out laughing at him though. I would have. : D
2007-01-05 15:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO- Did you make this up or are basing it on experience? I used to work at a convenience store and I did encounter a man dressed up in a bunny suit, and it wasn't Halloween. He bought some beer, cigs and snacks. I remember that night like it was yesterday. He never said a word but his facial expressions were priceless, but I don't think he was drunk- might have been a fraternity prank.
2007-01-05 23:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably say, "Uh, buddy, what the hell are you wearing?" I did something similiar to that today. I saw this poor little towheaded kid running around in a puffy winter coat and ski pants and I actually said to him, "Hey pal, it hasn't even snowed yet!" And he just nodded and threw rocks at a bird.
Weird...
I also saw a girl walking around wearing a T-Shirt that said "Hamsters grow on trees" and she was wearing a hat shaped like a slice of pizza.
2007-01-05 23:39:58 · answer #3 · answered by Smiles Like She Means It 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I worked the night shift at a gas station years ago.
I'd sell him the cigarettes, and ask, anything else?
2007-01-05 23:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by zen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, he's a paying customer. He's not threatening you is he? I wouldnt dress that way in "hicksville" as you say, but, that's his problem. As long as he's not creating problems for you, sounds like the problem is in your head..
2007-01-05 23:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by gdelameter 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Act totally serious while he's in there, but as soon as he leaves burst out laughing my a$$ off.
2007-01-05 23:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by Forever_&_Always 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just smile and wave boys. He probably lost a bet and that's what he had to dress up as.
2007-01-05 23:38:44 · answer #7 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would laugh my F-ING @ss off! ( after he left of course i mean he is a paying customer afterall!)
2007-01-05 23:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
point in a direction and say "Chicago and the Jerry Springer show is that way"
2007-01-05 23:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hot leotard! was he on fire lol hope you werent visually assaulted
2007-01-05 23:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by erica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋