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IT WOULDN'T WORK. THEY BOTH BELONG TO THE SAME UNION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MOTHER IN LAW AND A VULTURE IS, THE VULTURE WAITS UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD BEFORE IT EATS YOUR HEART OUT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-06 00:48:52 · answer #1 · answered by MAJOR JIM 5 · 0 0

Why settle with a rabid skunk, why not a wild chimpanzee. or a wild bore or maybe even a rabid white Siberian tiger? Hey after all she is your mother-in-law.....doesn't she deserve the best?

2007-01-05 22:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by sweetpeasmum 4 · 0 0

Funniest question all day!!!!!!!!!!! I'm fresh out of rabid skunks at the moment, will you take a raccoon with lockjaw & only 3 legs?

2007-01-05 22:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by ebonyruffles 6 · 0 0

You see, the skunks may smell bad, but if you really want to do her in, you're gonna want this here rabid badger.

2007-01-05 22:55:22 · answer #4 · answered by Leroy 4 · 0 0

I'll give you $50 plus the cost of the skunk if you pick me one up as well for mine.

2007-01-05 22:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0 0

Hmm. In the wilderness...but maybe not a rabid one though.

2007-01-05 23:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 0 0

Just come to the house. There are a few back in the woods.

2007-01-05 22:54:00 · answer #7 · answered by Susan L 7 · 0 0

Try your local zoo or forrest. What a nice gift. Better than that chimpanzee I gave my father-in-law last christmas.

2007-01-05 22:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by ╦╩╔╩╦ O.J. ╔╩╦╠═ 6 · 1 0

Mine just gave birth to 6 of them. I'll let you have one in about 6 weeks.

2007-01-05 23:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0 0

Sounds like you are very fond of the woman, I have a narly opossum in my yard I'll send him over.

2007-01-05 22:53:22 · answer #10 · answered by day by day 6 · 1 0

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