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2007-01-05 14:45:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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He's so dam tight he climbs over the fence to keep from wearing the hinges out on the gate.

If brains were atomic power you wouldn't have enough to part your hair.

Worked good till ya fixed it.

Stand up-take a load off your mind.

Yes master.

Schit for brains.

People are allways asking me "how tall are you/" and I reply"why, what cant you reach?" or "How short are you?"

2007-01-05 15:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Old man wrench 4 · 0 0

I don't say this a lot, but my friend and I just realized it the other day and it's pretty funny:

Richard Simmons looks like a ball of pubic hair!

2007-01-05 22:49:59 · answer #2 · answered by Cat Loves Her Sabres 6 · 0 0

Kiss the fattest part of my @ss

2007-01-05 22:47:28 · answer #3 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0 0

My dad always used to say. OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
"You'll get nothing and like it"

2007-01-05 22:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ginger P 2 · 0 0

when someone says to me,(can you help me out),and i say(which way did you come in).

2007-01-05 22:51:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

catch me on air.

2007-01-05 22:47:22 · answer #6 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0 0

at work.

when i screw up, "I f-cked up, others will be blamed"

when they screw up, "i see the f-cked up fairy just visited somebody"

2007-01-05 23:24:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my cat drinking from the toilet.

2007-01-05 22:47:44 · answer #8 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 0 0

poop on a stick

2007-01-05 22:49:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's why they call it dope

2007-01-05 22:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by Eric C 2 · 0 0

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