After I log off here in a bit and go to bed and dorkboy is left all alone to shave his legs and put on his fishnets and lipstick and write my name on his arm with an eyeliner pencil while he sniffs limes and dreams up ways to off my husband, I want someone to make sure he keeps his creepy **** out of my yard.. one night of sleep a week isn't that much to ask, is it?
2007-01-05 14:21:05 · 25 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Of course I will. Anything for you.
2007-01-05 14:21:55 · answer #1 · answered by ╦╩╔╩╦ O.J. ╔╩╦╠═ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All that and a box of chocolates sweetie. I'm across the street watching the lights. I'll be over when I see them all turned down. I'm gonna pitch a tent in your front yard.
2007-01-05 22:24:46 · answer #2 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give me his number and I'll invite him over to drink and party with me and my guys. We'll keep him busy and then when he's out cold we'll drop him off in the his trashcan.
2007-01-05 22:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by taker_of_souls 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Rest easy. The guys here will look after you.
2007-01-05 22:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After that description I'd prefer not to but I will.
2007-01-05 22:25:58 · answer #5 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch him? where do you think hes going to get the stockings and lipstick
2007-01-05 22:22:45 · answer #6 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if your up for the offer, i charge $1500 every time i pull the trigger.
2007-01-05 22:25:19 · answer #7 · answered by SwordDancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, why not. Limes, huh? hmmmm, wonder if I hv any limes??
2007-01-05 22:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by •♦๑•TxRose•♦๑• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't tell if your kidding or not.... but it's funny in a wierd kinda way.
2007-01-05 22:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it takes a village to watch an idiot, and yahoo answers is that village. we would be happy to watch dorkboy.
2007-01-05 22:26:22 · answer #10 · answered by Smith Jerrod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋