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For years I've pondered this, staring at the pictures in my encyclopedia as I wonder... why are baboon's butts hairless? Was it because the great light of life created them that way? Or do their mothers nip off the hair to avoid infection?
I tried shaving my own rump, but I just got a rash and a hospital bill... help?!?

2007-01-05 12:55:08 · 7 answers · asked by The beacon of cheese 1 in Science & Mathematics Zoology

7 answers

^ wrong, dead wrong. Human's butts are naturally covered in a thick and curly "carpet." It's shaved off during birth however, in a process called "Imagonnashaveyourlittlebuttocksyoupervertedlittlecreepything." It's a very time-consuming procedure.

I found this question very insightful. I've tried that too, though instead of a rash I got a stubble... itched for a bit, but I'm used to it now.

2007-01-05 18:28:47 · answer #1 · answered by Vigilant Mushroom 2 · 0 0

Maybe they are callused. I swear I always see them sitting on a rock or branch. Maybe God made them that way for a particular reason of some sort. I'm not going ask to why you felt the need to shave yours. lol I bet the nurses got a kick out of you. And the doctor....HA you are crazy. lol

2007-01-05 13:44:11 · answer #2 · answered by Melissa M 3 · 0 0

They use them to attract mates and show respect to the alpha-male.

2007-01-05 13:36:35 · answer #3 · answered by bostet7 3 · 0 0

humans have hairless butts too, right.

2007-01-05 15:47:29 · answer #4 · answered by ApoLLo 1 · 0 0

Probably because they sit on them all the time.

2007-01-05 13:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by Leaving on a jetplane 3 · 0 1

just the way they were made

2007-01-05 13:02:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Why not?

2007-01-05 12:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by Jerry P 6 · 0 1

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