My friend Jasmine is polish and wants to be a domestos goddess. She's been sweeping things under the carpet for years, but has made a pledge to have a clean sweep and dust away the cobwebs. It's because she's met a new man, Mr Sheen who is duster type and is moving in with him. She's bleached her hair and waxed her legs but i've told her till i'm bloo in the face that doesn't count. Her Mr muscle may do the jobs she hates while she watches the soaps, but if she wants to impress him around the house what should she do?
2007-01-05 12:46:47 · 9 answers · asked by brainlady 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Sorry to air her dirty linen in public.
2007-01-05 12:47:16 · update #1
I gave her rubbish tips, so she binned them.
2007-01-05 22:59:48 · update #2
She needs to get up early and be Morning Fresh. At all costs tell her to avaoid turning into a Fairy. When in the bathroom and approaching the Toilet, Duck to prevent exposure.
So many people just Vanish as they are not Bold enough. Tell her to Oust any negative feelings and concentrate on the Bounty she stands to gain. It should be a great Comfort to her new Mr Muscle to have her around, and he can rest assured that he can, as long as he is not Cillit, Bang her on a regular basis.
2007-01-05 13:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by angie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Business
2007-01-05 20:57:45 · answer #2 · answered by oop139gg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think she should Touch and Fresh'n up the living room whilst wearing some Fairy costume, though rumour has it that her pet Dove no longer moisturises and if things don't change, she'll be gone in a Flash!
2007-01-05 21:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mr Sheen shines upteen things clean!!!!
2007-01-05 21:39:55 · answer #4 · answered by niccilicci 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pray at the alter of Martha Stewart or hire another Polish chick to clean it for you.
2007-01-06 02:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by Ella727 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get Mr. Min he can polish anybody.!!!
2007-01-05 20:57:42 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy, tell her to paint herself blue.
2007-01-05 20:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by AlexChappel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is a domestos goddess, brainlady?
2007-01-05 20:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by bystander1212 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
honey its domestic goddess and i think youre already one.
2007-01-05 20:53:27 · answer #9 · answered by tomthefrog51 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋