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William Hague in the tree in your garden, wearing nothing but his Calvin Kleins and a tiara, gorging on pears straight from the tree and drinking wine from the bottle (contained in a paper sack)...what would you do?

2007-01-05 12:06:12 · 32 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

32 answers

I would assume I was forever trapped in your world and give up.

William means nothing to me and yet he is the symbol of my downfall and ultimate destruction.

Seriously...I don't want to do this anymore...you win...William Hague...penetrate my intimate circle...and when you have finished with me...Gooooo....damn you............sob!

2007-01-05 12:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

911

2007-01-05 12:13:25 · answer #2 · answered by caitie 6 · 0 0

I'd run back in the house, strip down to my Frederick's, throw on a cowboy hat, grab some strawberries outta the fridge ... mix myself a cherry whiskey w/coke (mmm...tastes like cherry coke), grab a candle, run back outside, climb the tree ... light the candle, and join him!! :D

2007-01-05 12:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 0 0

Id wonder who had planted the pear tree in my garden. I dont have one.

2007-01-05 12:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by LOFTY 3 · 1 0

Ask him where I could get a bottle of what he was drinking at this time of night, cos I'm running low!

2007-01-05 12:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by Stephen A 1 · 1 0

uh who's William Hague?

2007-01-05 12:09:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Shake the tree till he fell out, then get him arrested. Silly man!

2007-01-05 12:08:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd go back inside, retrace my steps to see if its real, then run in circles screaming incoherent ramblings. because I've probably gone crazy.

2007-01-05 12:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by mcdanight 2 · 1 0

Laugh like a hyena

2007-01-05 12:07:14 · answer #9 · answered by spun_up_06 4 · 1 1

Wake up screaming from one horrible nightmare.

2007-01-05 12:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by mini metro 6 · 2 0

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