HEY guys and gals,
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to
put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room
for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C.
Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be
placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George
Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never
told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was
going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He
returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone
else's money.
Thank you.
The George W. Bush Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has so far raised $2.85
2007-01-05 11:41:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol that is so funny! ha ha ha ha ha!!! i'll give $0.01, ha, yeah right. Lol.
2007-01-05 15:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by victor y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Updated total……...... the guy who donated $2.85 wants his money back for unknown reasons, so…........The total now is $0.00
Thank you,
Vice president of The George W. Bush Monument Committee
2007-01-05 19:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Someone paid money???
I'll take that money now *snatchs the money and runs out of the room, crashing into door upon leaving...gets up, blushes, keeps running*
2007-01-05 19:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by tkdlindz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that's funny! But, since I charge 2.85 for my answers, you'r committee is now broke, lol.
2007-01-05 19:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you the 37 cents and a stale cashew that I found in my couch cushions.
2007-01-06 14:06:08 · answer #5 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm broke right now, I'll get back to you when I make more money and have less bills.
You've already asked this question ;)
2007-01-05 20:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... I will only give money for a statue of Johnny Depp
2007-01-05 19:45:02 · answer #7 · answered by ♫Pavic♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Funny and so true! 10/10.
2007-01-05 19:45:29 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Forget it, I don't even look at him for free on TV , so you couldn't
pay me enough to even consider him anywhere.
2007-01-05 19:48:51 · answer #9 · answered by nemesis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will give ya $45 to forget the idea.
2007-01-05 19:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋