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"If you make this hard for me, I'll hold it against you."

2007-01-05 15:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Peachy® 7 · 1 0

Did it hurt? When u fell from heaven I mean? Because with a face like that you've got to be an angel right? How corny is that?! Seriously if they're gonna try to pick me up at least come up with a good pick up line!

2007-01-05 11:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by m_lvb18 3 · 0 0

I heard this when me and my friends were making fun of pickup lines, "I was going to come over here and say a cheesy pickup line but you were so beautiful that I forgot what it was"

2007-01-05 11:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by Davy D 4 · 0 0

"Hey there cutie, have I died and gone to MAN HEAVEN!"

It didn't work, she was 3 sheets to the wind and probably taking the ****!



PS. Thanks for your answer to my yahoo question, I think this site is a fantastic idea, very well thought out with the points system and fairly intelligent responses to questions

2007-01-06 12:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'll bake a loaf of bread for you, that way you don't have to worry about getting a yeast infection.

2007-01-05 11:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by FrozenCloud 3 · 1 0

Some woman at a bar walked up to me once, and said "hey, want to f***?" True story.

2007-01-05 11:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 0 0

You look good enough to eat, can I dip you in some BBQ sauce.

2007-01-05 11:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by JůnəßůĢ 6 · 0 0

This guy once told me that my eyes shinned like the stars, I asked "Well then what color are my eyes?", he said "Brown.". My eyes are green.

2007-01-05 11:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

this guy came up to me and said, "hi im on the football team, wanna go out?"

2007-01-05 11:10:03 · answer #9 · answered by Eleni A. 1 · 0 0

Did you wash your pants in windex because I can sure see myself in them

2007-01-05 11:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Some moron actually used, If I told you, you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

2007-01-05 11:08:49 · answer #11 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 3 0

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