Would you please make a paragraph using the words listed below?

Question

I’m looking for correct sentence structure, quirky humor - make me laugh! You may change the tense, order; add a prefix, suffix, etc.

Opossum
Favor
Sluggish
Culinary Institute of America
Content
Brothel
Erupted
Stalactite
Queen
Gentleman
Squid
8-track

Please note this isn’t for homework. I’m probably older than your mother!

Answer 1

Madame Esmeralda considered herself to be "Queen of All She Surveyed". Not much of a title actually, considering that her kingdom was a small, rundown brothel tucked away in a back alley running behind the Culinary Institute of America. The brothel's only window faced the blank, brick wall of the school which was lined by it's many overflowing and pungent trashcans. Madame Esmeralda considered these waste bins to be the bane of her existence, and the reason behind the brothel's recent sluggish business. It was midsummer, and marauding raccoons and opossums had raided the cans, leaving mouldering heaps of culinary remains - fish heads, banana peels, squid tentacles and soggy tomatoes - to rot in the street. The school would not cooperate with her many requests to have the bins moved. Madame felt forced to call in a favor from a certain gentleman with whom she was intimately acquainted. He had a talent for solving problems from major ones like collecting back payment from customers, to minor ones such as procuring obscure 1970's porn soundtracks on 8-track cassette. He was very handy, really, but she hesitated to call upon him. So often violence erupted in his wake, leaving unidentifiable goo hanging like stalactites from tree branches, ceilings, or electrical wires. Still, business was business and if the school would not meet her halfway, then she must act.

Answer 2

The sluggish squid and the oppossum were content in listening to their favored 8-tracks. In fact, the squid and the opossum would have so much fun listening to their disco music on the way to the Culinary Institute of America that they would already have erupted into laughter as they got into the school's parking lot. Before they entered the school, they realized from the stalactites hanging from the roof that that region of the state also got freezing snow. When their classes for the day ended they decided to go to the brothel, "A Gentleman's Club". Queens were not aloud, but there was plenty of adult content to keep them amused until the early morning hours. By the time they left, the Squid and Opossum were no longer sluggish.

Answer 3

The Queen of the Culinary Institute of America made a contest for the best recipe for 2006. The winner of the contest would get a free pass to a famous brothel in the kingdom of Stalactite, Maine. Several people entered the contest. The day of the contest, ten finalist contestants who had entered their recipes, were required to prepare their dishes in front of the Queen. One gentleman was preparing a recipe using opossum. Another, was preparing a recipe with squid as the main ingredient. As the gentleman tested the gravy for the opossum, he noticed that the gravy was a bit sluggish. He decided what he needed to liven up the gravy was some old music from the 60s. The Queen had her servants fetch the royal 8-track player, and they promptly played some CCR. The gentleman fixing the squid thought it unfair that the Queen would favor the opossum chef in such a way, and the whole affair erupted in a huge row. In an effort to regain order in the court, the Queen announced that everyone was a winner. Everyone got to sample the opossum and the squid, and all were content.

The end.

Answer 4

Once upon a time there was a very sluggish opossum. He wanted the Queen of animal town to do him a favor. He was currently attending the Culinary Institute of America and was not a content gentleman. He had recently been delivering fresh squid to the town brothel, when a mugger stole an 8-track tape out of his pocket. The 8-track tape was very valuable because it was old and they don't make them anymore. The tape, more importantly, had information on it regarding how to make a cake in the shape of a stalactite, and he really needed it to be found. So he asked the Queen of animal town to send out her army and find the 8-track tape and return it to him as soon as possible. He really wanted to win the cake baking and decorating contest that he had entered. The sluggish opossum soon received a knock on his door. It was the head of the Queens army. He had found the 8-track tape, and had come to return it. The sluggish opossum went back to the Culinary Institute of America, baked his Stalactite cake, and ended up winning the contest. Joyous laughter erupted form the sluggish opossum after he won the contest. He lived happily ever after. The End.

Answer 5

Gentleman Elton John made an 8 track about a queen to be.It was inspired by the erupted society that favors media that exposes stories as exciting as a squid making it with a call girl in a brothel in amish country,with sluggish apprehension I would like to hear about the formation of certain meaningful subjects as the favor the culinary institute does for our society.They are about as exciting to the paparrazi as a stalactites growth, but both provide more intellect.

Answer 6

Oppossum
Some favor a sluggish opossum, I, however, having graduated from the CIA (Culinary Institute of America), prefer one with content. With some pizazz. An uppity little critter, if you will. I like the challenge of getting them into the pan. It reminds me of the time I was a bathroom steward at a very posh brothel in Queens. A man had just erupted while being pleasured and, being quite the virile man, debris was left upon the ceiling like stalactites in caves in New Mexico. I was called in to clean it up, but I reminded them I was the bathroom steward and the private rooms were not within my boundries of work. But, being the gentleman that I am, I agreed to clean up the mess, provided I was given full rein of the kitchen for the night. My intentions were to make 'possum for supper, but someone had used up the last measely portions I had in roadkill helper the night before. So, I settled for some smelly old squid, which tastes just like 'possum! The time spent in the kitchen was well worth having to clean up the mess, in that I was not only able to make a fabulous dish and enjoy every little piece, but also danced away while doing so listening to 'The Dancing Gormet's Evening Classics' on the old 8-track player inadvertantly left behind in the broom closet by the previous owners - Lefty's Tavern and Supper Club.

Ah, the memories of that wonderful night. What I wouldn't trade for a night like that again!
Glad to see you're back at it! Be sure to continue to put the link on your 360 page so I can always find yours! Thanx...

Answer 7

I was shocked when Queen Opossum erupted from the brothel with a sluggish gentleman who looked like a squid favoring his stalactite and carrying an 8-track called "The Culinary institute of America".
Now i am content.

Answer 8

As a gentlemen I did my queen a favor and dined with her at the brothel. The culinary institute of America was serving opossum. Foghat was playing on the 8-track when the squid was served. Suddenly my stomach was feeling a little sluggish. Unsure of the contents of my stomach, vomit erupted like a stalactite. I sued and now am head of the Institute........Oh well, I tried.

Answer 9

The GENTLEMAN had a SLUGGISH walk as he made his way over to the CULINARY INSTITUE OF AMERICA. He would be facing his students for the first time today, and he intended to make them enjoy the class. As the students filed in the classroom, the man made an announcement. "Today, class, we are going to be making a meal for the QUEEN. She is visiting the BROTHEL today and would like to have a delicious meal to take with her." There was a pause, some funny looks, then an ERUPTION of whispers, until the man started to talk again. "I'm going to do you all a FAVOR and let you listen to this 8-TRACK tape on how to cook an OPOSSUM and SQUID medley. Please listen to the CONTENT carefully." After a few hours, the meal was complete, and delicious, even though it looked like a broken piece of stalactite. The meal was soon delivered to the queen. All was going swell...until she took a bite!!

I hope you enjoyed my story on how the Queen will face her death. Lol!

Answer 10

My aardvark and I were in the brothel waiting on our dinner from the Culinary Institute of America. While we were waiting the Queen erupted from her sluggish slumber into a frenzy of activity. On looking up, I realized her behavior changed because of the gentleman entering the room. He was wearing a squid on his shoulder and asked if we had an 8-track available for his use. As he asked for the favor, I pointed out the 8-track behind the stalactite in the corner, and cautioned him to be careful because the content of his tape might be inappropriate for my young aardvark.