My husband wants me to write him a dirty letter, what should I say?

Question

He is in Iraq but I have no clue how to do this.

Answer 1

Well...what he wants is to know you still love him are not with anyone else...its amazing how many service people male and female lose their mates while they are out serving our country for an extended amount of time. I notice some people are saying oh just do this..is should be so easy..well for some people it isnt so easy to write down things like that. Just imagine he is there with you and what you would feel like if he was...tell him how much you miss him and start out with practical things...something that will connect him to you and being home for real...then start out by telling him how you would look in his eyes and tell him how much you love him...that they only thing you think about at night when you lay down in the bed is him being there..tell him about a piece of sexy night clothes that you've worn in front of him...that he bought...or that you've bought specially for when he does come home..take great time and explain what it looks like it detail..use as much time and as many words describing that piece of clothing..and be prepared for yourself to get "excited"...it's going to happen....and if it does...then you KNOW you're writing the letter correctly :) Describe the place that this adventure is going to take place...again..in GREAT detail...and I'm sure you two have had a better than normal experience being "together"..just feed off of that start with massaging his shoulders...remember he's tired and sore from being over there..so he will start to relax at this point...oh yeah...at the beginning of the letter..tell him he needs to read this one in private then talk about bringing him into the situation...the massaging..then taking off each piece of clothing and kissing as you remove each piece slowly...kissing...sucking each one of his fingers...after all the kissing and clothes are off...turn the tables...get a little "rough"...tell him you're going to throw him on the bed and take control...use you own sexual details now LOL thats for you to say..not I....and then get back to being slow..carassing..loving...and dont forget to put in there what you want him to do to you...most couples dont talk about if they were satisfied after having sex...they just go on...maybe fake it little...well now is your time to lay it all out...say what and HOW he is to do things to you...and then when he comes home..
they will happen...cause hes going to be reading this letter over and over...trust me...he will have it memorized and therefore he will act subconsciously and do the things you write...the things you want that maybe he hasnt done up until now...talk about how you "take care of yourself" while hes gone...what you do..and how much better it will be when he can do those things..or how you wish he could be there watching you...hopefully you're one of those that is not afraid to be completely open with your husband..thats the way it should be...I know my husband and I are very open and have no shyness about anything...talking about it..asking questions of each other..and yes...we leave each other satisfied...being open like that is an amazing feeling...I even write him letters..notes...and hes here at home every night...well...I hope this helped...its kinda what I do...fix my friends relationships lol...but many thanks to you and your husband for the service he is providing and I hope he enjoys his letters as I'm sure he will...he loves you after all...and like I said...just wants to know you still love him..and think of him in that way...they all need reassurance that people are still over here thinking of them and loving them...especially with all the negative crap coming out of peoples mouth...sometimes I'm ashamed to be a human...good thing I was an animal in my past life LOL...best of wishes and luck to you....and I hope he comes home soon so that you can do all those things with him...and just snuggle and hold him so that YOU feel the security that you need.... ~Michelle~ in Va

Answer 2

Dirty Love Letters

Answer 3

First, thank you and him for his service. I'm ex military and I think I know what he is looking for. When you are away from your girl you begin to wonder if she will be true and if you are good (as a lover) and so on. Try this, write him erotic letters about a special time or date you had together, I promise he will say "I never knew" Include as much graphic detail as you are comfortable with because if you just write a really dirty letter to him that is all it will be, just a dirty letter. It isn't hard to write if you just remember what you did and what he did and how it felt and write it as it happened. Then if you really want to make him smile tell him what you want to do to him when he comes home, step by step. Remember erotic means making him use his imagination too, it isn't much fun if EVERYTHING is spelled out. Good Luck,

Answer 4

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My husband wants me to write him a dirty letter, what should I say?
He is in Iraq but I have no clue how to do this.

Answer 5

Porn tapes, mags like Cosmo (there website can give you some excellent ideas). There is a site called www.literotica.com that lets amatuer writers post their erotica for free. go there and read through a few of the stories to get some ideas. And since he's in Iraq, picture the two to you the day he comes home. Something like.....You see me as you step off the buss. i'm wearing a full length all weather coat. A smile of disappoint crosses your lips, afterall my last letter did promise a surprise new outfit at the bus. You, like the other soldiers drop your bags and run to meet your loved ones. I have strategically placed myself at the back of the crowd so we can have a semi-private moment. You grab me in a big bear hug and twirl me around. As I come to land on the ground your knee slides between mine and you realize I'm not wearing pants or a skirt. You pull back slightly and give me a questioning look. I slide my fingers seductively up the buttonline of my coat and ever so gently pull back the collar to give you a peak of underneath. Your surprised smile meets my impish one as your realize what is yet to come.

this of course is just off the top of my head while i'm sitting here at work.

Answer 6

OK , here's what you do.
get some good 'ol United States dirt from your back yard . Put that in a baggie marked " The United States of America "
Write to him and tell him you love him and you wanted him to have a piece of home there with him there in Iraq .
Tell him everyone at home misses him and wishes he'd get home safe and soon .....and this is his "dirty love letter from America"
Good Luck !

Answer 7

Well what he wants is for you to write down a story but what you want him to do to you. Sorta like use your imagination of what would happen if he was there with you but in detail and the dirtier the words the better. Don't use words like down there or you know just describe what you and him will do to each other when he gets back, and if you need more help just IM me.

Answer 8

Hey sexy

The best way 2 do this is record how u feel when making love. Close your eyes and think about the great times u have had in bed and use that 2 help u . You dont have 2 make it 2 dirty just spice it up 4 him iam sure u will do a good job. Good luck !

Answer 9

As this is your husband, you should know what turns him on sexually.
Just picture you two, in bed, after a romantic evening, and write what you two would do to each other.
Be explicit, use the nasty words, tell him, how making love to him, makes you feel, and what he does to you, makes you feel.
Remember the last time you made love, and what he did to you, and he you.
Writing dirty is easy, but hard to explain, on a family program like this.
Just use your imagination, and be as explicit as you can be.

Answer 10

start smiling and have a since of humor. he will love you all the more! a glass of good wine may help then start to visualize a place, a situation, fantasize or you could watch a dirty movie and elaborate. anything! your married its OK to have fun its just pretend! or not. you decide....it doesn't diminish your love for each other but it could strength it. then again...you could ask an open minded friend to help you if your to shy or uncomfortable. i think it was great that he felt he could ask. he must miss you very much! it might just be fun? but dont forget the glass of wine, candle light might be nice too.

Answer 11

Umm..tell him in a letter that 26 white horses fell in the mud..thats a dirty letter smeer a little mud in it too..tell him you'll show him all the dirty, dirty when he gets home (Wink)