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I'd ask for directions to the next party...

2007-01-05 10:49:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Swingers are now officially being classed as Tri-sexuals on the basis that they'll try having sex with anyone. Bi-sexuals are furious to be outdone and some have speculated on the advent of quadro-sexuals although this form of sexuality could only be engaged in by consenting teams of hermaphrodite couple swingers.
I understand that the 'S' denoting Swingers will be introduced to the LGBT acronym making it LGBTS; or surprisingly when re-ordered, BLTSG - Bacon Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich to Go.
There have been strident protest from sandwich bar consortium's who feel the much loved BLT Sandwich will fall from grace as a consequence.
Men who take their wives/partners to parties to be shagged by other men are essentially pimps, while the women are extraordinarily deluded.
We need die-agra not viagra as most erections are essentially unwanted and unsolicited.
Buy your friends some goldfish and tell them to stay at home and remember sandwiches have rights too.
Erections can be fatal and should not be encouraged unnecessarily.
Vagina's should not be encouraged to operate open door policies under any circumstances as it has been linked to seriously diminished female IQ.
God Bless and may your penis lie idle tonight and your vagina - should you have one - rest unperturbed.

2007-01-05 19:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by Pope Sixtus the Seventh 2 · 0 1

I would definitely pray for them but other than that things would not change because my friends are my friends no matter what they do behind closed doors. That is between them and God...I have nothing to do with it.

2007-01-05 18:57:44 · answer #3 · answered by dawn_ch_believes 2 · 0 1

most of my friends ARE swingers :)

2007-01-05 19:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by Julie Hartford 3 · 1 0

most of my best friends are single, so they couldn't swing until they get a partner in the first place..

most of my best friends seem to hold values that would totally go against swinging..

2007-01-05 18:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff 5 · 0 1

I don't care at all what any of my friends do in the bedroom. As long as they are there for me, I could care less.

2007-01-05 19:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by sexygal8321 4 · 1 0

No big deal. I just wouldn't go to anyones house with them.

2007-01-05 19:42:25 · answer #7 · answered by smackyoudown2 2 · 1 0

That it is none of my business
They are free to be as they are,unless they hurt eachother doing their swinging.
greetings:Rob.xxx

2007-01-05 19:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nothing
I am sure several are I don't get involved.

2007-01-05 19:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would be shocked at first, then realize to each their own :)

2007-01-05 18:53:02 · answer #10 · answered by petmomx9 3 · 2 0

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