im really p!ssed off right now i learned i have to stay after school 2 days every week! cause i barely passed the reading and math taks test! so can u please make me laugh by telling me a joke or something :)
2007-01-05 09:29:57 · 16 answers · asked by Dark~Angel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
okay
once there was a lady who hadn't had a date or sex in over a year and she didn't know what was wrong so she decided to go to a doctor to find out what was wrong with her.
so she went to this Chinese doctor who was a genius with this kind of problem .
he asked her get take off all her clothes
so she did
he looked at her for a couple minutes and said ok now get on hands and knees
so she did
he said to her ok now you crawl away from me really slow
so she did
he shook his head and said ok i tink i know what the problem
she said what doctor can you help me
he told her to do one last thing ,to crawl towards him really slow
so again she did
finally he said ok i know your problem you have the worse case of adzachury disease i have ever seen
she said well what is that doctor
he said you face look exactly like you azz!!!!
2007-01-05 09:40:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a famous pirate captain who roamed the Atlantic. EVERYONE knew this pirate. He was feared and revered. One day, while the pirates were out at sea doing piratey things, the man in the crows nest yells down "Capn' there be a ship on the horizon!" So the captain calls out "Ar! Fetch me me red shirt!" and they go into battle and win. The next day the man in the crows nest yells down "Capn' there be three ships on the horizon!" And the captain calls out "Ar! Fetch me me re shirt!" and they go into battle and are once again victorious! That night as they are celebrating two winning days in a row, one of the crewmen gets up the courage and says "Capn' I have to know, why is it every time we go into battle you call out for your red shirt?" "Ar, ar...," says the captain, "well, you see, if I were to be mortally wounded in battle, I would want my crew to fight on and not worry about my safety." Well the crew was awed and inspired by this! The next day as they went about their piratey things even more vigorously after last night news, they heard from the crows nest "Capn' there be 15 ships on the horizon!!" And the captain called out, "Ar! Fetch me me brown pants!"
2007-01-05 09:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by Tiffany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet what if you strap a piece of toastto a cat on its back butter side up and drop them?
2007-01-05 09:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by ~*~Veronica~*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was making out with this girl and fell down and broke my 2 front teeth in a club- of course i had them fixed the next day!!!!!!!
2007-01-05 09:32:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a guy....hahahaha, it's soooooooo "funny"...just joking
ok, do you watch BORAT? if you did, there is a joke that he says:"there is a chair, it has legs and shoes and walks down the street lalalala...walks with shoes lalala"
i know...not so funny...
2007-01-05 09:37:04 · answer #5 · answered by Valencianista 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it looks like you are underage and all I got right now are funny ones but with some adult content.Sorry!
2007-01-05 09:33:06 · answer #6 · answered by Viviana 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how about you get off the internet and read or do your math homework. weren't your grades the joke?
2007-01-05 09:32:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Want to play a wicked game of "pull my finger?" : )
2007-01-05 09:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would try, but it sounds like you're too dumb to get my humour
(that's a joke, btw)
2007-01-05 09:32:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What has four wheels and flys?
A garbage truck! =)))
2007-01-05 09:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋