How many teeth do I need to lose, how long does my mullet need to get and how many cousins do I need to have 'relations' with before being considered true white trash.
2007-01-05 09:28:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
First step: get your cousin pregnant (three times and don't marry her)
Step two: rent a trailor (don't buy)
Step Three: Fake some injury so you can get government aid to buy your Natural Light (in a can....and don't waste you hard earned cash on those 2 headed kids you made)
Step Four: NASCAR T-shirt (must have stains and holes), cut off shorts, flip-flops, shoulder length mullet (all business in front - party in the back!)
Step Five : Sell tires on your '82 chevy to your neighbor (he needs them for his house) and prop up your truck on blocks in the yard (speaking of yard....don't even buy a mower)
Step Six: Sit back and enjoy life!
2007-01-05 09:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, based from a white trash I know, you need to lose pretty much most of your frontal teeth, up and down. Your mullet should be at least shoulder length and you need to have relations with at least 3 of your cousins (2nd and 3rd degree don't count). Hope this helps! Goodluck!
2007-01-05 17:32:41 · answer #2 · answered by jard jard binx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The more teeth you loose, the better, but at least 5; your mullet needs to be at least a 2-to-1 ratio back/front; nail as many cousins as you can but in lieu of that, your sister will do; and most important of all, don't forget to vote GOP!
2007-01-05 17:31:21 · answer #3 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha...
I think there's so much more than that -
teeth are neither here nor there, anymore.
mullet should be at least to the shoulder
2 cousins minimum... 3 or more if they are 2nd cousins
you must drive an old pick up
live in a little trailer or run down apartment
have at least one vehicle sitting in your yard that doesn't run
vote republican
drink cheap beer
talk loudly in public
men - show butt crack women - show cleavage and bra straps
Frequently wear a dirty or stained baseball cap or, better yet, truckers hat.
don't shave
think Jeff Foxworthy is brilliant
pronounce Toyota: Tie-yot-ey/ Italian: Eye-Talian
Use the word "them," in replacement of the word "those"
so many different combinations... do most of these and you'll be fine.
2007-01-05 17:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by Tiff 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You don't have to do any of that to qualify. That will be help full of course, but you get an automatic ticket in to the White Trash Club, if you will have several kids, take them to Walmart, and then spank them in the check out line while everyone else is trying to check out.
2007-01-05 17:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by jffrwlnd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...now thats pretty funny. I hope this is a joke because why would you want to be considered white trash? Or even be called trash at that?
2007-01-05 17:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first start by having as many kids as possible so you can get your welfare started.Leave one tooth in the front,lose the rest.And never ever mow your grass and leave as many beer bottles as possible in your yard.
2007-01-05 17:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by J♥R♥R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
why on earth would you want to degenerate to that?
2007-01-05 17:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by venom! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you being sarcastic? because i cant tell.
2007-01-05 17:30:35 · answer #9 · answered by rentalsocks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHAT WHY !! THAT WHACK
2007-01-05 17:34:18 · answer #10 · answered by Meenah;* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋