Every night he sits on the counter staring me down with a red glare in his eyes and I get this sharp pain in my gluteus maximus and he laughs like this -- mwahahahaha mwahahahahahahahahahaha -- but it's the freaking cutest thing, except so painful! Is he trying to slowly suck the life out of me?
Just Wondering...♥
2007-01-05 09:08:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
tadpoles, or don'tfuckwithmes as they prefer to be called, have a well documented misanthropic streak, but this usually passes during their metamorphosis into frogdom
2007-01-05 09:13:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get your little tadpole, put him in the car and take him to a psychiatrist. He will thank you for it later.
2007-01-05 17:12:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do sometimes wonder, those eyes do seem like they are sucking something from me, i think ill just hide behind you the next time i see them.
2007-01-05 17:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The next time he does that, ask him to dinner when he asks what's for dinner smile evilly and say very quietly: "You" then give the same laugh that he does.
That'll fix his wagon
2007-01-05 17:15:14 · answer #4 · answered by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust me on this. He's trying to kill you. Better get your attorney. He'll just take your money, not your life.
2007-01-05 17:18:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think about this from your tadpole's point of view... OF COURSE he is trying to kill you...
2007-01-05 17:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by Angry Drunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we that or hes trying to creat a subrace of mutants to take over the world. not sure
2007-01-05 17:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by mcdanight 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He wants your legs.. he's trying to convince you to hand them over...â«
2007-01-05 17:11:19 · answer #8 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes lol he is
2007-01-05 17:14:36 · answer #9 · answered by unoeulikethat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋