- er quickly before the people Im baby sittiing for come home
2007-01-05 08:01:38 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Where do you get all these questions from,you have a magnificent imagination? I am too busy laughing to give you a proper answer.If it is properly destroyed then best thing is hide it and when asked just say piano what piano?i dont know what you are talking about,last time you will babysitt for them though
2007-01-05 08:09:44 · answer #1 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You haven't got a prayer. Ain't no way to put it back together in time. So, best option is a good diversion. Quick, run to the fridge, find anything green. Anything. Come on now, quick. Quick. Ok, got something? Good. Now smear it all over what's left of the piano. All over it. Now rip most your clothes off and throw yourself in the corner. Smear some of that green s*** on your face and legs.
When they come home just moan and mumble about the aliens from Venus or someother dumb planet. How you really tried, I mean REALLY tried to protect the piano. Did you best.
You may get a few extra bucks if you say they violated you.
2007-01-05 08:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
With Piano wire?
2007-01-05 08:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by Greg B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the piano tuner. His card will be on the notice board in their kitchen.
2007-01-05 08:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't bother, just blame it on the baby.
2007-01-05 08:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duct tape - that stuff can fix anything!
2007-01-05 08:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
c'mon string it together and don't forget the G string lol
2007-01-05 08:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why? Is your piano secretly gay?
2007-01-05 08:04:36 · answer #8 · answered by DEATH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too much fingering, eh?
2007-01-05 08:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by Don't Tickle Elmo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
super glue.
2007-01-05 08:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋