A couple have been happily married for 6 years ,they have 2 young children.Because of the children they decided to have a code word if they wanted to have some adult fun,the code word was "washing machine".Last night in bed he snuggled close to his wife and whispered "washing machine" into her ear,she said not tonight so he turned his back on her(as all men do) in a huff,but 5 mins later she must have felt bad cause of all his huffing and puffing and whispered "washing machine" into his ear.He turned round to face her and said "its ok dear it was a small load and i done it by hand"..........
2007-01-05 07:38:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
he would get a toe up the ars&e is what he'd get.
2007-01-05 11:54:13 · answer #1 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scratching is akin to biting i think. It probable means the lady fairly have been given 'caught up' interior the intercourse. how a lot of people do you assume will extremely ask you what occurred? And in the event that they do, smile and tell them you 'tangled with a wildcat' as quickly as. LOL
2016-12-15 16:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i would say well since u learned to do it by hand u never need the washing machiene any more so ill tell the plumber to come around to collect it tomorow
2007-01-05 07:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd give him a kiss for taking some initiative and ask if I can watch him next time.
2007-01-05 07:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
Yes funny
2007-01-05 09:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer the spin cycle
2007-01-05 11:52:45 · answer #6 · answered by kimmys 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah....that's great! I would probably turn my back on him and huff and puff...haha
2007-01-05 07:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by Amber R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-05 07:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha. Nice...
2007-01-05 07:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by ♪Miss_Soprano♫ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats gross hahahaha
2007-01-05 07:42:19 · answer #10 · answered by ChiKeTa G 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋