What is the easiest way to attract space aliens and provoke an abduction?

Question

I have a friend.... seriously.... that wants to be abducted by Aliens. What steps or precautions should be taken to ensure his safe abduction?

Answer 1

Aluminum foil and peanut butter (JIF peanut butter specifically).


Here is my theory.....
People who have been abducted try to avoid it like the plague.
These are some on the things they have don in order to do so.
Since they frequently FAIL at this and are repeatedly taken, it follows that it doesn't work and MIGHT be whats is attracting the grey-skinned, bug-eyed aliens to begin with.

Answer 2

Most people who have been abducted (or at least claim to) have been abducted when they didn't want/expect it. I guess because of this, you can't really predict it.

Though, there have been stories of people who TRIED to make contact with ...'them'..., only to have disappeared forever. There was something I saw once about a group of 3, who had tried to make some sort of machine that could make contact with 'them'. The story goes, that their machine was the reason they ended up abducted. Maybe the aliens (or whatever they were) saw them as a threat and decided to get rid of them? If that’s the case, you'll have to be some sort of serious threat to be abducted - and even then, I don't advise trying to BE abducted. You might never come back! And if you do: you'll either be traumatized, or in a state much worse (dead and maybe missing a few organs?).

Another suggestion maybe, moving to a UFO hotspot. I'm not sure if you'll be sucessfull, with the abduction - but you'll most likely see more UFO's...

If you DO get abducted, all I can suggest is:

* Co-operate with them
* Don't insult or challenge them
* Don't try to steal their belongings (to bring back and show your friends)
* Avoid putting up a fight (they ususally get their way anyway)
* Try and ask questions to see if they answer anything. If not, then, don't bother...

Oh, and finally: You can also go and get hypnotised (by a professional). Sometimes, alien abductions are only remembered this way as the aliens apparently try to hide or erase the memory of it happening.

Answer 3

Your question has many possible answers, depending on how people define UFO. If you define it for exactly what it is - unidentified flying object - then count me in as a person who's seen one. Do I think it held little green (or grey) men? No. I think that whole idea - aliens put probes into our private orifices to examine us - spawned from someone (maybe schizophrenic, maybe someone who honestly believed they were abducted, maybe someone who had a crazy dream they believed to be true), and now people who claim to have been abducted are giving the same fact situation because people are familiar with the story and it's been told a hundred times - so it must be true, right? The same can be said for the shape of UFOs; there isn't much deviation, and all the old sci fi movies show them as a round button-shaped object. Besides, aliens have been "abducting" people for decades; don't you think they would know by now everything they can discover by sticking probes into our private parts? I'm pretty sure we're not alone in the universe. I don't know if the other beings are sentient like we are or are far back in the evolutionary stage. If they are sentient and their technology is further advanced than ours, I don't know that they'd interfere in our society because they would likely recognize that we wouldn't comprehend their technology. I don't think they're dangerous necessarily, no more dangerous than we are. Maybe one day we'll find out the truth.

Answer 4

You really can't chances are they already know of you, but aren't interested. Not the right energy pattern or smth. But you never know.

A family history of abductions is a good sign that you may also. Also if you do get abducted and want it to stop, tell them forcefully. Stand your ground. You will hopefully never have any other abductions.

Answer 5

I have been abducted several times and I have done nothing to provoke the aliens.

Answer 6

Move to the US, probably in the Mid west or South, they seem to have numerous abductions. To ensure a safe abduction, probably don't go where there have been cattle mutilations. That might hurt a bit. Perhaps a good lubricator would be benefical also. Probings and all, you know...................

Answer 7

I would strongly advise not to try get abducted it is not safe, people may choose to believe or not believe in aliens but the fact is something is happening to these people and 90 out of 100 abductions ever reported are negative,

people who claim to have been abduct report that they suffer stress, anxiety, scars, memory loss and fear for no apparent reason. what ever is happening it is not good.

do some research on alien abduction accounts and read up on them.

your friend my have some misguided belief that aliens will save the day or something that they would treat them differently to other people or believe that good aliens will take them. From research I have done I would say that alien abductions are not mentally healthy on a human psyche.

Answer 8

I heard that anyone who sees ufos have a greater chance of being abducted. Can't wait? Go camping near area 51 in Nevada, lol

Answer 9

This is how I first established contact:

Through meditative practice. Do meditation.
Maharishi Maheshi Yogi or any other oriental tendency.

It is only through meditation that you can establish telepathic contact with extra-terrestrial civilization(s) or extraterrestrial biological entities.

Put your heart and mind at peace and look within.

DANGER: There is a risk of Contact with Negative species!

Answer 10

Have your friend hang out with Cindy Sheehan.