2007-01-05 06:50:08 · 20 answers · asked by Ryan S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
because the martians have another show to go to "Miss Earthling"
2007-01-05 06:57:38 · answer #1 · answered by ravenbluedark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The girls from Pluto are always dogs and the ones from Jupiter just jump around . The Martians always dress in red for evening wear and that's a turn off. The girls from Mercury are always hot. Of course who would want to vote for a girl from Uranus. The girls from Neptune are always fishy and the ones from Saturn are too busy test driving new cars.
2007-01-05 14:58:58 · answer #2 · answered by Bethe W 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The other contestants probably can't afford the ticket to get here in order to compete in the contest!
2007-01-05 14:53:12 · answer #3 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One year a single alien from Pluto entered but the problem was they couldnt properly sex her to check she was female. In the end it was decided that having breasts did not indicate being a lady. True story
2007-01-05 14:53:14 · answer #4 · answered by smutmonkey71 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Never recognized the title. They only look on Earth.
2007-01-05 15:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by SwoonWorthy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the organisers won't pay travel expenses for anywhere further away than Alpha Centauri.
And the women there are all growlers.
2007-01-05 14:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you were on the panel of judges, would you give first prize to a wookiee, a klingon or an amorphous green blob?
2007-01-05 15:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by Rotifer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rest of the Universe's girls were a bit minging
2007-01-05 14:54:32 · answer #8 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Donald trump hasn't bought Mars yet
2007-01-05 14:52:49 · answer #9 · answered by John D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because those damned Martians just don't know how to dress appropriately. They also have big heads and weird eyes.
2007-01-05 14:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋