I have 3 cans of lager, a cream cake and £3.20 in loose change
2007-01-05 05:42:15 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
and a violin
2007-01-05 07:28:20 · answer #1 · answered by aka.rene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You definitely need more lager. At least 12 cans. Personally, I'd take a case of 24, a bottle of vodka, and a quarter ounce of Lenny the Leaf's finest grass.
2007-01-05 13:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 cans of lager
2007-01-05 13:49:10 · answer #3 · answered by *Living a {{ღяøM@N!Cღ}} Tragity* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need an extra can of lager and an Exocet missile. A tonne of tomato sauce may come in handy too!
Good luck!
2007-01-05 13:47:57 · answer #4 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hippos LOVE cream cake.!!
2007-01-05 13:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pair of running shoes, and breath freshener.
The shoes to outrun anyone else and the breath freshener for the hippo, their halitosis is their strongest weapon.
2007-01-05 13:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by Dark Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hungry hippos go mad for antelopoes...........acorrding to my best friend jumbo the worm
so if i wer you i would make a trap with your empty cans of lager as i presume that you will have them drank before you go hunting.
they can be used to warn you when he is coming.................what am i talking about just buy a shotgun!!!
2007-01-05 13:48:05 · answer #7 · answered by koolciaran 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you go to blackpool you can find plenty of hippos on an evening so take a greasy bag of chips and some fags you will soon be riding dirty meat
2007-01-05 13:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by Bailey P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
20 yards of green yarn, a garden gnome, 2 half-smoked cigarettes, a can of tuna (in water) and 147 yellow M&M's, give or take.
2007-01-05 13:45:24 · answer #9 · answered by JoBos 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget the Chili Sauce.
2007-01-05 13:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A snorkel - but seriously dont hunt them at all - they are lovely but I am sure you couldn't eat a whole one.
2007-01-05 13:49:12 · answer #11 · answered by adrianblue7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋