well hear is the fie best things to say...
5. They told me at the Blood Bank this happens.
4. This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me too..
3. Whew! Guess i left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.
2. Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?
1. Raise your head slowly and say .. in Jesus' name, Amen....
Anyone have any better ones????
2007-01-05 04:52:01 · 14 answers · asked by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Too funny. I'll have to use the white out one. I fall asleep at my desk all the time! and I get caught ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!
I'm surprised I didn't get fired yet. They said something to me though in a meeting once. It was during a review, it said on my review, "Falls asleep at desk often". Tee hee!
2007-01-05 04:55:42 · answer #1 · answered by Brooke's Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many times
2007-01-05 04:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by chand c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my last job I got in trouble for falling asleep at my desk, even though I worked through the night, a solid24 hours. I used to work 90 hour weeks there. So working through the night was not a valid excuse.
Didn't matter to them. You pull your all nighter AND you must remain peppy. I quit for a job that pays $30,000 more, a happier life and time with my family as well.
2007-01-05 04:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, Brillian, Brillain.
2016-05-23 06:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol no. 5 and 1 are funny urm how about pretending u have a headache or an sickness (that way you can stay off work :D)
2007-01-05 04:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I am a night nurse, so we are allowed to take a little power nap on our break.
or
6. I must have dropped off. I must be pregnant again!
2007-01-05 04:55:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Help, help I've fallen asleep and can't get up
My neck just couldn't support my massive brain;I had to take a break.
I have snooorrrr...oops I have narcolepsy
Man, did you see that big stink bug fly by? It would have gotten me if I hadn't ducked...Pheeww
Coffeeeeeeee
2007-01-05 04:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by cateyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats great! i always fall asleep at mine and i always couldnt find ne thing to say, thanx i dont have ne though but i like that "raise ur head slowly and say... in Jesus' name amen" thats a good one thanx!!!
2007-01-05 04:55:50 · answer #8 · answered by *Living a {{ღяøM@N!Cღ}} Tragity* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who worked around me was too scared to close their eyes...Donna, where are my teeth?
2007-01-05 04:54:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I would use number 1.
2007-01-05 04:54:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋