at about 8pm tonight tragically and unexpectedly. What is a respectfull about of time to wait before I move the girlfriend in.
2007-01-05 04:44:52 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
It's not the material that's unfunny, it's the delivery. I would phrase the question like: "My wife suddenly "disappeared" last night, how long should I wait to shack up with my girlfriend?" It's subtle and more lighthearted so it's easier to see that you're trying to be silly. Even phrased this way, you will still get the morons cussing you out and such, but it will be dramatically reduced. Basically, your phrasing is too strong and macabre; I could see someone delivering this line with a completely straight face. Whaddaya think?
2007-01-05 05:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
My final step-father (sure, final, as in, i've got had greater beneficial than one) - his brother became shot interior the top and lived.. yet he became for sure in no way incredibly an identical afterwards. One factor of his physique became completely impaired and he had a speech impediment as a result.. yet for all intents and applications he became nice. The bullet incredibly blasted off area of his cranium and only brazed over his techniques so there wasn't any excessive harm. He became subconscious and in a coma for each week or so afterwards, however - so notwithstanding it wasn't a existence threatening shot, he nevertheless wasn't up and talking with human beings after the certainty. As for why he became shot - the story i became instructed became a bar brawl.. incredibly he have been given in a controversy with somebody at a bar (he became, and remained, a finished alcoholic), they left - and whilst he left the bar, he became jumped, and shot.. yet yeah - i became staring at this element on courtroom television some cop that pulled somebody over, and the guy ended up being a expert boxer, and started combating the cop and attempting to get his gun. The cop fired a around into the adult adult males middle (gut area i'm guessing) and it did not section him ONE bit. you would be stunned what adrenaline can do. If it is not a fatal shot and additionally you have have been given a ton of adrenaline coursing with the aid of your veins, i'm helpful you will possibly be able to desire to be ready to stagger around.. this guy wasn't even astounding - you will in no way have commonplace he'd been shot.
2016-10-30 02:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only girlfriend you would have would be Otto, your cellie. Hope she doesn't get a gunshot to the head or you will be picked up and the #1 suspect. You will be convicted on the strength of the statement above. If that happens I wish the best for you and Otto as you make a life together.
2007-01-05 05:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well Hero I'd probably wait until after the police investigation anyway. Another wise move might be to plant your wife respectfully before you move in the little lady. That way she can look after the house for you for the 20 or so years that your imprisoned.
2007-01-05 04:49:20 · answer #4 · answered by crazylegs 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it was unexpectedly? Are you certain you didn't provide the Colt.45 to your girlfriend? This looks like an inside job to me, so don't be so coy, take some credit for your logistics/arms-dealing skills - enjoy the moment!
2007-01-05 05:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by Humpy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know I have heard some of the most cruelist things said but I think this one beats it the most, How can you think about your girlfriend when your wife is dying of a most tragic incident? Where is your heart? Where is your mind? Do you care that this woman was shot and possibly could die? And you...How could you think about your girlfriend at this time I don't know? But you are the most cruelist person I have ever seen...That only tells me that you didn't really love her and you don't really love her now, But may God forgive you, I pray that he does because I have never read anything so heartaching in my life enough to bring me to tears to think about it...
May God forgives you of your ignorance and your lack of vision!
2007-01-05 04:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by beagirl40 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lets see
18 hours untill you discover her the next morning
40 days for the grieving period (To throw of suspicion)
Be seen in public with said Girlfriend within the next 15 days
Move her in within the next week
so 65 days in total
2007-01-05 04:53:29 · answer #7 · answered by Black-Bard 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
24 hours
2007-01-05 05:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say go ahead and move her in before you kill the wife this way you have an alibi. It's not like the wife can tell anyone anyways, she'll be being skull fuked by maggots by then right? Good luck. Oh, and bleach does NOT get blood out of carpet, better use some towels!!
2007-01-05 04:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
There won't be a respectable amount of time to move the girlfriend in because you won't be there to do so. You will be in prison for murder. What an ---hole you are.
2007-01-05 08:47:48 · answer #10 · answered by ctsnowmiss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋