Size 6 &larger Brazilian bikini/bikini bottoms are henceforth BANNED. No Fat Blokes in Speedos neither.
This BAN insures that men scrutinising ladies' bottoms are not overcome with nausea, severe vomiting, dry-retching, motion-illness, extreme newfound-homosexuality, optic-celluliteosis (eye condition caused by excess dimpled wobbly skin movements) &permanent blindness.
There shall be a new legal limit on female bottom widths and depth of the cheek-crease- anything exceeding the average man's hand width and depth is strictly prohibited and punishable by several hours of public spanking.
This New Law is in place to eliminate false reportage of stranded marine mammals and wanton displays of detachment from reality.
This new law is punishable by charge of the criminal Offense of Public Visual ASSault and Grievous Bodily Misattire.
Thankfully, beaches shall now be free from women from assaulting us with their enormous behinds.
2007-01-05 04:25:25 · 3 answers · asked by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
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2007-01-06 01:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 23:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-05 05:34:09 · answer #3 · answered by Sheeth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋