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If the copper has his chopper out, round at your house again, I'm sure you must have enticed him in with the promise of a jammy donut!...

2007-01-05 04:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If there is a police chopper,
hovering over your house,
Perhaps you'd better hide,
it's a game of cat and mouse.

The high beams mean their looking,
for what I can not say,
under the bed, and quite now,
or dearly you will pay.

2007-01-05 12:37:36 · answer #2 · answered by Patty O' Green 5 · 2 0

You are On Americans most Wanted List!

2007-01-05 12:26:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I may have inadvertently given them your address just before they granted me bail. Dont worry I have all the stuff well hidden in the usual place.

Just act daft. tell them Im a green frog or something

2007-01-05 12:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 4 0

Well, Where were you last night? That might have something to do with it...im almost sure thats the reason

2007-01-05 12:26:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The neighbors dog got lose.

2007-01-05 12:27:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's those tigers in the garden. The neighbours have grassed you up.

2007-01-05 12:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0 0

Its the bounty hunter

2007-01-05 12:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's looking for you. Tigers are an endangered species - they want you back!!!

2007-01-05 12:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you've probably got a mad axe man hiding in the garden

2007-01-05 12:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by Helen C 4 · 1 0

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