Can you make a line from any Star Wars movie sound dirty?

Question

"You're all clear kid, lets blow this thing and get outta' here!" or "Look at the size of that thing..." Today is geek-out Friday...

Answer 1

c*m with me boy, and together we can rule the galaxy..........

do or do not, there is no try.........

darth vader was seduced by the dark side of the force (black penis lol)

A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

Sorry about the mess (han solo)

Stabilize your rear deflectors

It's no good down here, I can't maneuver

That's impossible! Even for a computer.

Where are you taking this... thing? (referring to chewy)

I sense something; a presence I've not felt since

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought

Great, kid. Don't get cocky

I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.

That doesn't sound too hard

They're not much bigger than two meters. (referring to womprats)

Into the garbage chute, flyboy.

One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner

I got a problem here.
Biggs: Eject!
Red Six: I can hold it.
Biggs: Pull up!
Red Six: No, I'm all right... ahhh

When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?

Answer 2

This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.

I have you now!

Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Now don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity!

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station.

Here's where the fun begins!

I wasn't fast enough.

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

No reward is worth this.

If money is all you love, then that's what you'll receive.

Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me...

We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, I am the master.

That doesn't sound too hard.

He has too much of his father in him.

Ben is a great man.

Into the garbage chute, flyboy.

Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself.

Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.

I can't. It's too big.

You could use a good kiss.

Impressive. Most impressive.

Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship.

You are free to use any methods necessary

You have your moments.

Having trouble with your droid?

I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.

All too easy.

Oh, yes, that's much better... Something's not right, because now I can't see. Oh, oh, yes, that's much better. Wait... wait. Oh, my. What have you done? I'm BACKWARDS.

I've isolated the reverse, power flux coupling.

I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.

Master Luke, Sir, it's so good to see you fully functional again.

I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee.

You're lucky you don't taste very good.

C-3PO: [about Lando] : Well, he seems very friendly.
Princess Leia: Yes, very friendly...

I do not want the Emperor's prize damaged. We will test it on Captain Solo.

You'll find I'm full of surprises.

It's risky but we can't hold out much longer. We have no choice.

He's more machine now than man

Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure.

Exciting is hardly the word I would choose.

You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?

That blast came from the Death Star!

I felt his presence. He's come for me.

You are unwise to lower your defenses!

Should I hold them, my lord?

I have felt him, my master

But how could they be jamming us if they don't know... that we're coming?

I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew.

Rise my friend.

I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.

Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt.

My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.

Hello, I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations. How might I serve you?

Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.

I look forward to seeing them in action.

Well, then my Jedi protector will have to prove how good he is.

I've had the most peculiar dream.

I have said it many times, you are the most gifted Jedi I have ever met.

She seems to be on top of things.

We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left...

If you follow your thoughts through to conclusion, it will take us to a place we cannot go, regardless of the way we feel about each other.

She would do her duty.

On how well your manners are, and how big your pocketbook is.

I'd be more concerned about her doing something than him.

I want more. And I know I shouldn't.

Another happy landing.

This is where the fun begins.

Obi-Wan: [Dooku enters standing on a balcony] This time we will do it together.
Anakin Skywalker: I was about to say that.
Supreme Chancellor: [Dooku jumps down] Get help. You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.
Obi-Wan: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty.

Good relations with the Wookies, I have.

I am sending you my apprentice, Darth Vader. He will... take care of you.

At an end your rule is. And not short enough it was.

Lord Vader... rise.

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.

Answer 3

I don't watch any Star Wars, but I can make "hello" dirty (guy meets girl, they both say "Hello" then next thing they're both recovering after a one-night stand)

Answer 4

"i'll make him an grant he can't refuse." The Godfather "Luke, i'm your Father." star Wars, Episode V "Toto, I extremely have a feeling we are actually not in Kansas anymore." The Wizard of oz. "i would be lower back." The Terminator "that is not a tumor!" Kindergarten Cop "until now you die there is something you will possibly desire to be attentive to approximately us, Lone star." "What?" "i'm your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." "what's that make us?" "easily not something! it fairly is what you're approximately to grow to be." Spaceballs "I see ineffective people." The 6th experience "that is alive! that is alive!" Frankenstein "right this is Johnny!" The Shining "Toga! Toga!" Animal domicile "i gets you, my rather, and your little canines, too!" The Wizard of oz. "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It became elegance killed the Beast." King Kong "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time is going by technique of'." Casablanca "E.T. telephone domicile." E.T. the better-Terrestrial "Rosebud." Citizen Kane "Stella! howdy, Stella!" A Streetcar Named choose

Answer 5

Princess Leia: "I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"

Answer 6

yeah like "Luke I am your father" or "we must be cautious" and "I'm Luke skywalker and I'm here to save you"

Answer 7

heehee... Can make anything sound dirty if you work at it...

Can Dragon see yer lightsaber?

*snicker*

RAWR!! ♥

Answer 8

"Luke I am your father..." Woah, what's going on there?

Answer 9

Luke Skywalker, I am your mother......(thinking)...........
..............No, I am your father.

Answer 10

"It's a light saber." : D