One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot each other.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If you dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!
2007-01-05 04:00:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sister Margaret... remember this .. "I met a blind man who taught me how to see"
2007-01-05 04:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You got it wrong:
Welcome ladies and gentelmen, dogs and cats, cross eyed mosquetoes and bull legged ants, I am here to tell a story that I know nothing about so pull up a chair and sit on the floor:
One bright night in the middle of night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, pulled out their sords and shot each other
A deaf poliece man heard all the noise and rushed in to see the two dead boys
And if you don't beleive my story is true ask my blind sister she saw it too!
That is how we were tought Here is another diddy:
Carnation milk is the best in the land,
I hold a can right here in my hand,
no **** to pull, no hay to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son of a bit#@!
Hows that?
2007-01-05 12:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by Scooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ladies of the mens club,
i come before you to stand behind you
to tell you a tell you know nothing about
admission is free so pay at the door, pull up a seat to sit on the floor
One fine day
In the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
when the deaf policeman heard the noise
he came and killed those two dead boys
If you don't believe my story is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too!
Old camp story, told back in the late 60's...
2007-01-05 12:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see said the blind man to the death dog....
2007-01-05 12:12:17 · answer #4 · answered by *STAR* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful, Saddam is expired and sure there is somebody in the queue!!
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2007-01-05 12:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by Deleted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creepy, wow
2007-01-05 12:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by sw312 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was taught this in 5th grade. It's called a "*****".
2007-01-05 12:02:48 · answer #7 · answered by Robert B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's wierd...
2007-01-05 12:02:18 · answer #8 · answered by Famous Amos {not the cookies} 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have no clue.......metaphors? visualism?
2007-01-05 12:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by SlimShadyGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋