It was last night. I was digesting a 540 calorie bigmac while watching The Telletubbies. All of the sudden i hear an earsplitting thud coming from the exterior of my abode. I glance at my watch, and a few seconde later jump into the air. I was so thoughrly anxious that i could no handle the fact that i ran out of Bengay. I sprint outside to see what the racket was. I unfasten the doorknob and peer up outside. It was Gramps. His rigamortised corpse was hanging from the gutter. I immediatly thought about leaving him there because i am not certified. I dont know what to do with him???Help
2007-01-05 01:37:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
I know you are really asking for help or at least I think you are. If you are being for real call the cops get the coroner or whatever. If not you should think about trying to write. For some reason the story line you provided is strikingly good for fiction. Really!
2007-01-06 17:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by Saude! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was in full rigor just SECONDS after apparently committing suicide?
You need to do a little research and work on your grammar and tense agreement before posting another ridiculous story.
2007-01-05 09:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job. Oh, that is your day job you say. Um, well, I will be leaving then.
-grin-
-Dio
2007-01-05 09:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by diogenese19348 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy - har - har
Kilroy was here
2007-01-05 09:47:21 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need alot of help....
2007-01-05 10:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by MidnightSkies 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you do need help. Please get some.
2007-01-05 10:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by Ayesha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-01-06 19:44:38 · answer #7 · answered by Katelyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋